Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
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Welshite 39
Why have sex without being on birth control on the first place? Unless you are willing to raise a child, you should have used protection. YDI
rec_chem 22
Locking the barn door after the horse runs away is never a good plan.
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Comments (140)
awkwardloveannie 28
to late
Ray_of_midnight 22
Given that Kansas is where they shoot doctors who perform abortions (ref. George Tiller), it must be a really shitty place to find yourself with an unplanned pregnancy. I'm sorry.
WhisperSoflty 20
George Tiller was a monster, though. He was ousted from the medical community for his practices and roundly denounced by abortion advocacy groups. Not a very good example.
harinakshi 4
The same thing happened to me 10 years ago. And it was the best thing that happened. Good luck OP.
arre2006 19
making daddy proud I see
robox1187 9
At least you don't have to use birth control now!
cryssycakesx3 22
well for 9 months...
worldclassrager 39
Always plan ahead...and you missed step one and ended with a problem...now the question is abort adoption or keep the child...
skipper2009 18
Epic fail.
bribre38 9
If you don't want kids you should be using at least two forms of birth control every time you have sex. YDI.
ASBriere 8
Real big and mighty of you to point your finger and call out how she did this to herself. Are you her mother? Clearly not so shut your man pleaser and stay out of it if you can't be supportive jerk I'm sure you never raw dogged it before
sehrgutmann 19
Y D I
RoseCrystal 17
Well that escalated quickly...
cryssycakesx3 22
no. that overused meme doesn't apply to every single situation.