Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
Why have sex without being on birth control on the first place? Unless you are willing to raise a child, you should have used protection. YDI
rec_chem 22
Locking the barn door after the horse runs away is never a good plan.
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Comments (140)
glompable 19
The same thing happened to me a couple years ago!
dakota_bear 5
well birth control honestly doesn't work like how its supposed to. Thats why soo many kids are born and have a birth defect like scoliosis ect. Condoms are really the only things that works
dianafefifofana 2
Are you serious? Like really serious? This is the most absurd thing I have ever read.
HammyBear13 8
Youre a special kind of stupid arent you?
tymarie2012 31
Condoms aren't 100% guaranteed to work. The only 100% guarantee is abstinence, which not a lot of people are going to do.
CrazyOvrMustangs 10
Please don't reproduce. Ever.
JMichael 25
Congratulations?!!
6piecechknuggt 4
Did you not see any symptoms of pregnancy though, OP? Either way, hope it all works out
ashsaunde 13
Most pregnancy symptoms don't show up until about 6-8 weeks after implantation, which is usually 2 weeks after the missed period. If she hadn't missed her period yet, it's likely there were no symptoms.
buttcramp 21
I'll be looking for your follow up, OP. sorry this happened, next time get on the birth control before you and your partner become sexually active together. the depo shot is great, not invasive, inexpensive, and you only have to wait two weeks for it to start working! I hope your partner is supportive when hearing the news.
awilliams44 9
sometimes the things that seem the worst r always the best.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
And sometimes they're still just the worst.
Stuffaluffagus 25
They also make condoms you know?
an3ph 20
F the poor kid's life.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
*embryo's
cryssycakesx3 22
I have the mirena iud. it was the best decision I ever made. being heavier the other methods aren't as effective. it hurt for about two days after I got it, but I haven't had a period in 2 years and I've lost a bunch of weight. I don't have to worry about taking a pill every day and the hormones are localized to the specific area so there's no adverse effects. the spontaneity is great and my boyfriend can't feel the strings.
AngelSpit 18
I had to get the strings clipped on mine because my husband said he could feel it but then I also have to rearrange my internal organs back to their proper positions after sex so he just had to get used to it after the dr told him he couldn't cut them any shorter the second time. I agree though that it's a pretty decent form of birth control my youngest daughter turns five in November so I'm almost due for a swap and I've always explained to people who ask that I have a tiny little lazer inside my uterus that delivers swift and efficient death to all sperm [insert evil laugh #17]
jefrey 9
little to late