By rj93 - 05/11/2011 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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DaFudge 6

I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(

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DaFudge 6

I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Happened to me once as a kid, but the brain would learn after that not to pee for real while peeing in a dream. I do it plenty with no worries now, just gotta tell yourself before you sleep, don't pee. :P

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Vasin_fml 15

How come that doesn't work for sex dreams?

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datguyuno 5

"When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real" -Peter Griffin from Family Guy

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indianguyinuk 12

at #39 last week i learned if you dream you are coming, you most likely are coming.

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pepelittle9 0

U-U yep happene to me in 3rd grade

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fthislyfe 22

It's weird cuz I dream of having a piss like a hundred times but I still feel the urge to piss and then I realize that it's a dreamy piss and I have to move my ass to the bathroom to have an actual piss.

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KJON 0

I hate that, you pee and never get relieved in the dream until your body says **** it lol

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xoconnie 8

yeah...crap happens. also, if u see a toilet in ur dream that is a warning sign soo next time WAKE UP! that is so embarressing by the way lol, hopefully you werent sleeping with anyone in the bed :X

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Sebastian_NG 17

Dun worry OP its even worse when you dream you're farting but in reality you're having diarrhea

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LolFMLnot 10

Omg that happened to me before :O When i was a kid, but it does feel good ;) gotta admit that.

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Feklfekl2222 32

It still happens to me if I don't take a piss before bed

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

When I need to piss when I'm sleeping I get a boner until I wake up and can use the washroom. My body is brilliant! But my momma says I'm special.

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bingababe 16

Happened to me when I was pregnant, with my husband sleeping beside me :-/ had to wake him up to change the bed, I lied and said I'd spilt my glass of water lol. He still has no idea what really happened!!!

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Jammy01jams 2

I'll admit it online. I am 16 and this happened! Lol I don't have any issues. It only happened once and I had drank like 4 bottles of water beforehand. Oh god was it envbaressing. Piss before bed now. It felt super good btw.

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mason_sweat 0

FML within an FML...this is almost as good as inception O.O

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nekros_fml 5

What you never woke up cumming? I have. Best dreams ever!

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RawrNom 0

it's happened to me. damn dreams! lmao

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evamusical 12

Weird... I've had so many dreams in wich i was peeing, but never wet my bed... I always wake up just in time.

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RawrForYaoi 0

If this works . . . How come when people dream about winning the lottery it doesn't come true >:c

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Ur supposed to use the numbers on the winning ticket in ur dream ^^

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RuskiManBearPig 4

39 your comment was so funny I put rofl instead of lol. U should be proud.

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tx_beast 5

Especially when you start new sleeping meds.

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(

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Carbonation 0

Who needs sex when you can have amazing orgies in the bubblegum forest?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It seems when you dream about shit happening to you, it actually is, but when you dream about something wonderful, you wake up to a big steaming pile of disappointment.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Yeah.. And at Tylenol island?

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CookieMonstr19 0

"When You Poop In Your Dreams... You Poop For Real" -Peter From Family Guy :))

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dragonstrike94 8

Wet dreams do sometimes make one .... Finish well that's what I heard never had one mehself

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Omfgitsmia 15

That happens to me atleast once a year.

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awagh666 14

Yeah, happens to me when i drink kryptonite. Kryptonite = (whisky+tequila+beer) YEAH!!!!!

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franniedottp 8

That happened to me in the summer. My mom thought I was drunk.

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TurdTickler4eva 0

Hahaha i hope ur not in highschool or something

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Hahahaa, those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!

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HetaliaFreak 10

Unless you're at a friend's party and are showing a picture to a cute guy and he assumes it Fatbooth.....

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LiveLaughFML 10

Imagine if Turd says "that's not Fatbooth" lol =)

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TurdTickler4eva 0

Um i dont know about all you weirdos on fml but i dont piss the bed still sorry only people that piss themselves are old people,babies and piss lovers

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Person1233 12

I'm glad the same thing doesn't apply to when you're dreaming of raping somebody. The jailtime I would be serving...

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Person1233 12

I can't help it. My subconscious has a mind of its own!

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Cisco777kid 0

That's ****** disturbing but somehow still a Lil funny lol

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pookberry 4

So you're the guy in my nightmares?

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icefshng8 9

I used to have dreams of running away from monsters, and then random doors would appear, and it was ALWAYS a bathroom. By the time I realized what was happening, it was always to late! -__-

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Don't worrie, it happens to the best of us in some point of our lives:(

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twofirstnames 12

Haha I remember when I was little that happened to me, then I blamed it on the dog... Haha, but it's ok OP, don't be embarrassed it happens to a lot of people. As you can tell in some of the comments.

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GypsyRover 0

OMG! Ur dog! So,ur young and in to dogs? ... ... ... Ok.

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twofirstnames 12

Umm no... I said that when I was little I had a dream like that and I peed the bed. I didn't want to get in trouble so I blamed the dog for peeing in the bed. I don't know wtf you got out of that comment. :/

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