Transportation: Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the... - FML

By FrickingBusDrivers - 22/05/2015 01:55 - United States - Farmington

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

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By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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You deserved it 5 757

Agony

By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Top comments

erizonkim 17

Friday 22 May 2015 9:52

That happened with me too once, I was just about to get on the bus when the douchebag driver suddenly drove off. Better take care and get well soon OP!

Kurby14 21

Friday 22 May 2015 10:06

when your all healed up and better, find the driver and report his ass!

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Kitra555 25

Friday 22 May 2015 9:49

Ouch hope ya get better soon OP

coming back in the future 30

Friday 22 May 2015 13:22

Hope OP sues.

Pizzapiggy1 18

Friday 22 May 2015 9:50

Aww, I hope you get well soon OP. Next time, look both ways before crossing the street :)

NeatNit 32

Friday 22 May 2015 13:42

I'll go ahead and assume that OP jumped in front of the bus in a retarded attempt to make it stop. YDI.

thatguynamedsky 32

Friday 22 May 2015 21:23

thats logical since me and everyone i know jumps in front of vehicles to stop them

thecouchisalive 20

Friday 22 May 2015 9:50

Those damn buses! So easy to run into...

CARCA55 12

Friday 22 May 2015 16:08

Not to mention giving a whole new meaning to catching a bus

crazy_loner 25

Friday 22 May 2015 9:51

Try to beat the shit out of the bus driver after you get better.. :-D

WolfAvenge 22

Friday 22 May 2015 10:11

Why wait? I hear those casts they put on you can leave a mark way worse than a fist could! But really, I hope you get well soon, OP!

sturschaedel 27

Friday 22 May 2015 13:52

Well, since OP is dealing with a broken leg I'm sure there are going to be crutches. Those are very swingable. Just saying :)

erizonkim 17

Friday 22 May 2015 9:52

That happened with me too once, I was just about to get on the bus when the douchebag driver suddenly drove off. Better take care and get well soon OP!

JJ_V3N0M 19

Friday 22 May 2015 9:53

Frickin bus drivers indeed... Hope you feel better soon. Sorry for what happened:/ you're a very strong soul, not to flip your shit with something like that happening.

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 22 May 2015 10:00

That freaking SUCKS! I hope the break isn't too bad and that you can heal super quickly. Take it easy, OP. Look on the bright side, you could have needed back and head gear like Regina George! ;P

Kurby14 21

Friday 22 May 2015 10:06

when your all healed up and better, find the driver and report his ass!

AnOriginalName 19

Friday 22 May 2015 10:23

When OP's all healed up and better does what? You can't just end a clause in the middle of the phrase like that.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 22 May 2015 10:09

On the bright side it wasn't a moment out of final destination...

rohaanncool 15

Friday 22 May 2015 10:27

just when I thought comments can't be any more lame.

mountainmanmike 11

Friday 22 May 2015 11:21

Ha! That made me chuckle. I imagined it all slow-mo like one of the premonitions.

kimeatszombies 22

Friday 22 May 2015 10:12

Woah, glad you're okay, OP. I'd definitely be staying away from buses for awhile. :p

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