Kids, Hospital, Birthday, Family, Babies and Jealousy: Due date

Due date

By NewMommy29 - 02/07/2021 00:01

Today, my sister refused to come to the hospital with the rest of my family to visit my new baby. Apparently, I’m an "attention hogging slutbag" because I "chose to go into labor" on her birthday. FML

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So infuriating

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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Slight overreaction

By GiGib - 08/11/2023 06:00

Today, during my sister’s baby shower, my 3 year-old daughter choked on a piece of food. My sister got upset because this apparently attracted a lot of attention from the other guests, and called my daughter an “attention whore” for “choosing today of all days to make a damn scene.” FML

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Sorority

By New mom - 01/12/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I am five days postpartum and my sister came over to see me. After she refused to help me with dishes or do the laundry or grab dinner, I angrily asked why she even came. She replied, "Uh… to meet the baby? You're not entitled to my help, you know." FML

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Asshole move

By Bloodmybutt - 09/03/2023 12:00

Today, my sister decided to have her baby shower on my birthday. I recently had a miscarriage and she knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 21:58 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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Birthday Bitch

By Anon - 21/02/2017 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML

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Blabbermouth

By sigh - 27/11/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, my sister-in-law went into premature labour, and we were asked to keep it quiet. My mother immediately called all her friends and relayed the whole situation in intimate detail. Yet she wonders why they don't spend time with her, and nobody tells her anything. FML

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Jumping the gun

By goodsister - 14/10/2009 08:09 - Canada

Today, I was yelled at and humiliated by my otherwise awesome brother-in-law for my supposed lack of effort in the planning of a baby shower for my very pregnant sister. The kicker? Her huge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby shower has been in the works for a month, and is happening this weekend. FML

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Sister of the year

By not my fault you got knocked up - 09/08/2020 20:02

Today, my older sister threw an epic tantrum, demanding that my parents not pay for my 21st birthday trip. She insists it’s not fair for them to gift me a trip, since she didn’t get to celebrate her 21st. She didn’t get to celebrate because she was pregnant. Now my mom wants to reconsider. FML

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Mrs.Rabbit 6

Friday 2 July 2021 1:08

my brother and I were born on my aunt's birthday and my cousin was born on my brother's birthday. there are pictures of them eating cake in the waiting room. sorry to hear she is feeling that way about it.

Bek 1

Friday 2 July 2021 2:21

She should feel honored and excited!! I know I would be, 😩😩🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️. I have a cousin who was born on my birthday and I always loved it!!!!

Comments

Mrs.Rabbit 6

Friday 2 July 2021 1:08

Bek 1

Friday 2 July 2021 2:21

She should feel honored and excited!! I know I would be, 😩😩🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️. I have a cousin who was born on my birthday and I always loved it!!!!

Jon Tessler 14

Friday 2 July 2021 3:44

congrats on the newborn. good luck

49_Donuts 13

Friday 2 July 2021 18:28

I think she just revealed who the real “attention hogging slutbag” is in your family. Congrats to you!

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Saturday 3 July 2021 3:20

She's going to be even more upset when she realizes that not only does this take the attention away today but the rest of her life because baby now shares the birthday! I understand not wanting to share your birthday but it's not fair to be nasty about it.