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Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML


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On 08/22/2011 at 12:58am - health - by collball22 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Is this the same guy from a few weeks back who had a pimple fetish? If not, they should totally hang out.

#3 - On 08/22/2011 at 6:01am by prettyinpink03

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Awww he is trying to make you feel better to bad he sucks at it.

#4 - On 08/22/2011 at 6:01am by sweet_candy_

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