Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
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Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
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prettyinpink03 11
Is this the same guy from a few weeks back who had a pimple fetish? If not, they should totally hang out.
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww he is trying to make you feel better to bad he sucks at it.
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Comments (112)
yeneewsnire 0
Okay, I'm pretty sure he was just trying to make you feel better. He probably doesn't even care that you have ONE zit that's noticeable. Chill Moe.
AFuckinCrocodile 6
girls stfu god damn,this is why ugly fat girls suck!!! and the occasional good looking girl who is like that.
Killn4Laughs 0
he didn't think that one threw lol
1randomchick 2
funny haha my bf said exactly the same thing to me once...
Zehla 7
It's not really as easy as buying proactiv. Everybody's skin is different. Some acne is actually caused by an obscure skin disease vs. bacteria getting stuck in your pores. The best option really is so see a dermatologist, let them get a skin sample, and most likely recommend an expensive medication. Not everybody's insurance plan covers dermatology, and not everybody can afford some of the high power acne creams that are on the market. I've literally tried every over the counter brand and one prescription brand - I've just accepted the fact that my skin will never be clear unless I go see a dermatologist and figure out what the hell is happening with my crazy face, lol. Nobody seems to notice unless they're uncomfortably close, and once in a while I do get a monster one, but it's not horrible to deal with. And girls don't expect their men to lie all the time to make them feel better, we just want your opinion when we're feeling insecure. If a girl gets mad at you for being honest, she's insane. XD. At least, I don't expect my man to lie. I worry I've gained weight, he tells me no you're not a horrible bloated monster, but you have gained a little. Go biking a lot more, start swimming, eat better, all will be well eventually. It's adorable how he was trying to make her feel better - but comparing a zit to a bullet wound kind of goes against a girl's hopes that nobody will notice it's there, rofl.
hannahmorgan06 7
aww he was trying to make you feel better!! he's a keeper! :)
momo12345_fml 0
hhh
Linzeeb44 1
Aww. He tried. He failed...but this is one of those situations where the thought counts.
weirddark 2
ok, he's trying to tell you he doesn't care about your acne and make you feel better about by, im guessing, trying to be funny. How about taking this as a sign that you have a really good guy?
Lady_Bee_fml 13
That's really cute XD he sounds rather sweet :D