Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
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Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
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prettyinpink03 11
Is this the same guy from a few weeks back who had a pimple fetish? If not, they should totally hang out.
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww he is trying to make you feel better to bad he sucks at it.
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Comments (112)
hoonyer 17
at least he was trying :/
ikickgingers 15
He is with you for a reason. If you brought it up to him obviously you wanted his attention. Maybe the delivery wasn't great however that's what you get for trying to fish for compliments. YDI.
Bently24 6
I guess he was trying to be nice or something..... At least he didnt say your acne looked really bad, just the bullet wound one
crazy_cute_girl 0
get proactive
emogirlraves 0
Atleast he was sweet about instead of saying, " omg it's zitzilla!! " or something mean like that. =)
skyblue427 1
I guess he thinks that what he said would make u feel better but I guess he's ronge. Sorry about that!
_MidnightLuna_ 17
That sucks, but everyone gets acne at some point in their lives at least once. I got rid of mine for years and then just recently it came back, so I know how you feel. However, your boyfriend was honestly trying to make you feel better, so you should give him credit for that. Most guys would say "eeeew!" and move onto the next girl.
BD_Swingin 0
My hand is a dolphin!
rakhil11 7
Your boyfriend is a total keeper, why is this an FML???
oops_im_fucked 8
Clogged pores are so badAss