Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
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Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
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prettyinpink03 11
Is this the same guy from a few weeks back who had a pimple fetish? If not, they should totally hang out.
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww he is trying to make you feel better to bad he sucks at it.
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Comments (112)
kcTheGreatOne 2
why do I have the feeling OP is about 14
bubo_fml 11
Squeeze it & fire the puss in his face!
bubo_fml 11
Also, be glad he didn't try to convince U that "semen is good for your complexion." Once, I heard some girl ask that question in a call in sex talk show & fell out of my chair from laughing so much!
OceanBananas 2
Salt in general is good for your skin and zits you big derp.
AmyMarie55 0
Lol. My boyfriend rubs my back only to feel if I have any black heads he can squeeze out! And the bigger the better to him!! So no worries! Acne goes away! :)
sydneyaval 9
He wa just trying to make you feel better......
Jordyn345 4
How is this an fml?! I wish i had an awesome looking pimple! All of mine look gross
dontfeedthetroll_fml 2
how the **** is this a fml? OP has got a comforting boyfriend, must suck to be you.
oniyuri 4
Wow, what a sweetheart! Sounds like you have a nice guy there. :3
n_epic_fail 14
he said "A bullet wound." and an Awesome one at that. no worries one bullet wound is manageable
Playful1985 9
That's another example of why you don't tell men/boys your flaws or personal insecurities. They usually don't notice most of them and they blunder when trying to make the situation better.