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Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9188) - you deserved it (20126)

On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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At least she cares?

#2 - On 01/12/2011 at 3:22am by Shitz_N_Gigglez

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OH!
Hold on, I think I know the solution to your problem, it usually consists of one of these two solutions but never both.

1) Stop eating so much God damn food!

2) Eat some God damn food already!

Follow whichever one is appropriate for your case and the situation should resolve itself soon enough. Good luck!

#6 - On 01/12/2011 at 3:34am by FYLDeep

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