Awkward, Chuds and Love: Is this a joke?

Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 732

You deserved it 3 895

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 139

You deserved it 7 995

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By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 444

You deserved it 181

Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 478

You deserved it 211

Nope

By frenchpie - 17/05/2009 12:05 - Korea Republic of

Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 504

You deserved it 4 176

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 592

You deserved it 3 750

Awkward

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 423

You deserved it 1 345

That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 672

You deserved it 153

By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 238

You deserved it 2 940

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 955

You deserved it 8 252

By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 674

You deserved it 64 655

machiko_fml 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:53

Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.

furburger 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:08

A pimp-ass husband's response: I married that cow and ****** the weight off her, like a boss. How's your brisket? (said loudly)

Comments

zacharytk72 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:49

HAHA wow fyl

titanic12beth 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:09

ok maybe THEY just came to the conclusion that you were a fat bitch and your husband tried to stand up for you. maybe they meant 1st year, whatever the case, you're not fat or a bitch anymore.

skiier4life 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:07

it'd be funniest if he said, "I married her!"

KoRnLeader 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 8:56

winnnzzzzx!!!11111111

unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:41

this fml must have been followed by a very awkward silence

5h1Ft3R 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 10:56

haha sucks to be you OP

Yes_I_Own_It 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:02

awwww:( you're the fat bitch. that sucks. sorry

doctor_itsmylife 3

Wednesday 12 January 2011 23:01

so either you were a fat bitch (which is good if now you are not one anymore) ORRRR he cheated on u with an ugly bitch. so which one?

Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:16

that really hurts

nicole1784 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 17:47

are u the fat bitch or did he cheat on you with a fat bitch?

forever2life 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 22:48

when I read it I was like "LOL" haha

justynicole 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 10:14

Congrats on losing so much weight! :)

Futacy 29

Thursday 13 September 2012 22:56

I'm sort of confused, is OP the fat bitch or did her husband cheat on her with another fat bitch?

froggermea 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:50

maybe they were talking about the OP and maybe she was so fat that when she lost weight they didnt recognize her lol

backdownbreh 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:05

oh shit really. that's the point of the FML dumbass

x_missystaceey 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:14

hahahha !!!

froggermea 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:50

dont have to be suck a jerk !

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 12 January 2011 3:20

or her man was cheating then and she never knew...

Uscdrew1 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 4:56

39, it also means that the OP's husband could've cheated on her.

Flamehog9 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:45

don't have to be "suck" an idiot.

froggermea 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:51

lol wow. i failed on that. 39 u dont have to be SUCH a jerk! lol thats better

EmperorChowilio 21

Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:29

That or he cheated on her #39

kelvinlauky 2

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:50

fyl.. lol

machiko_fml 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:53

Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.

traze 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:17

Yeah...one of the two... is the explanation.

macskapingvin 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:19

Well done, you can understand English.

traze 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:35

( ? _ ? )(・￣・?)

apppiiee 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:03

I see what you did there..

doublewide420 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:53

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

percawesome 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:38

Husband...

RUSH777 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 20:19

You're an idiot. if she WAS fat, she obviously isn't anymore. You intellectually impoverished bigot.

TimeDisposalEngi 14

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:46

You're not exactly prime real estate either, bud..

irockfendergirl 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:58

102- That's what I was thinking. He's so quick to call someone fat, but he really needs to look in a mirror first.

neondeath 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:55

1,000,000,000,000nd!!! WOOOT!

TXCandy 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:55

dnt let those bastards in ur house anymore!

bobkim302 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:59

Wow! You never know what someone is going to say.

perdix 29

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:00

He wasn't cheating -- he was "keeping his options open." Evidently, the OP ended up the big winner in the long run, nosing out the bitch. Or maybe, the big loser, seeing what assholes he hangs out with.

Laxinitup 18

Wednesday 12 January 2011 3:09

Dang, too bad some people beat me to it that he was cheating on her in college with a fat bitch! That or else she was fat and now is skinny; either way hilarious.