Zinger

By LZapped - 08/06/2015 13:35 - United States - Mundelein

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Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on if I bomb the test." To which she replied, "And masturbating, you've always excelled at that." FML
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WitEluded 13

Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam

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udderbutter 15

CUM on now you will do great on the test

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gearhead369 20

It was so good the first time, you just had to say it again?

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logicnazi 18

Lol 20. "With emphasis! EMPHASIS!!" - Josh Peck

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abNormal62 23

One thing at a time. Test first. Wanking second. Today is not the time or place to multitask. Just saying!!!

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Zebediabolical 39

I have to disagree. Wank first, test second. It's impossible to be nervous or stressed out after you pump one out. Try it and see.

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Cassandra2015 21

How does your mom know how well you do at masterbating ? those walls must be thin ! side note , good luck on the test !

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Plus I'm willing to bet she did his laundry for at least the first year that he was masturbating. Crusty sheets keep lousy secrets...

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devinaww 15

Guys wank into sheets? What about tissues?

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theoldman 22

At least she knows your strong suits

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CyberHex 7

I assume you have taken the exam by now. Hope you passed!

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Jayroc 18

I bet your going to spank that test!!

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goozeo 11

They say masturbation reduces stress levels and nerves if you do it prior to some kind of a performance (or a test, perhaps) so bust a nut before you break a leg!

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