Realistic

By IBleedArbor - 16/02/2009 22:59 - United States

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Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "No that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 290
You deserved it 5 024

Same thing different taste

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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that's hilarious and brutal. But maybe she wasn't being mean. Maybe she means girlfriends just add stress, because you'd have to get brave and ask one out, figure out nice dates and whatnot.

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raider6444 0

Hans I can see ur nipples threw the dress FYI;)

eehizle 0

omg. this isn't threadjacked. well it is now :D

FunWriter20 0

Lol, that's hilarious and brutal. But maybe she wasn't being mean. Maybe she means girlfriends just add stress, because you'd have to get brave and ask one out, figure out nice dates and whatnot.

elguapo_fml 0

haha... wow, people on this site have the weirdest parents. whatever, you'll either grow some thick skin and get over it or you'll have psychological scars. no biggie

I like the word choice: "again." Suggesting you did already. Also suggesting that not only did you, that she knows about it as well.

I usually lol at parent insults, but that's pretty messed up.

My mom didn't know what she was talking about; it was just a good guess. and i'm not incapable of getting a GF.

gf's just add more stress find a hobbie that you can get lost in and free your mind or find someone to talk to and let your stress out good luck