You have a GREAT mum!

I lol'd

Its still fun jeez...hahajk

Lol, that's hilarious and brutal. But maybe she wasn't being mean. Maybe she means girlfriends just add stress, because you'd have to get brave and ask one out, figure out nice dates and whatnot.

haha... wow, people on this site have the weirdest parents. whatever, you'll either grow some thick skin and get over it or you'll have psychological scars. no biggie

I think she's hitting on you.

I like the word choice: "again." Suggesting you did already. Also suggesting that not only did you, that she knows about it as well.

I usually lol at parent insults, but that's pretty messed up.

your mom is awesome

My mom didn't know what she was talking about; it was just a good guess. and i'm not incapable of getting a GF.