FML : Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against...

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kbartlett86 / Thursday 24 June 2010 20:02 / Canada

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By Mirorbo | 26

#1042025 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:54

I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.

By boating_guy | 33

#1042027 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:54

um....explain it to him?

it's not that hard

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By watermelon1 | 34

#1042018 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:53

Easily mistakable

amerrah | 4

#1042029 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:55

Haha tell him not to be an asshole at work :P

Slappyzezima | 0

#1042031 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:55

if I were you, I would have shot my boss square in the head for even daring to squeeze my potato!

seanreddog | 4

#1042040 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:57

Why don't you tell your supervisor this instead of FML? Anyways you should get up every once in while ta stretch.

dangitsalex | 2

#1042048 - Friday 25 June 2010 1:02

YDI for getting something at work that causes more blood to go somewhere else than your legs.

Moshpoint0 | 0

#1042050 - Friday 25 June 2010 1:03

Put a brain eating amoeba in his coffee, and then lecture him on his motor functions.

tman118 | 0

#1042056 - Friday 25 June 2010 1:06

fucking retarded spook

bcoolplz | 1

#1042068 - Friday 25 June 2010 1:15

maybe your boss was drunk

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1042098 - Friday 25 June 2010 1:44

I woulda thought you had a turd stuck in your butthole

pingpongpickle | 8

#1042102 - Friday 25 June 2010 1:47

that happened to me and I fell over..at school.. hahah 49

JGood09 | 0

#1042137 - Friday 25 June 2010 2:38

That's why you move your legs around when you sit for along time ya idiot

KoRn_Freak | 0

#1042181 - Friday 25 June 2010 3:01

LMAO me too, 49!!!

JGood09 | 0

#1042256 - Friday 25 June 2010 3:57

Yea you sure know about things being in your butthole huh 49?

LoneliestxHobo | 0

#1042287 - Friday 25 June 2010 4:22

haha nice one 23, a penis joke

lololol247 | 0

#1042335 - Friday 25 June 2010 5:18

Then you get pins and needles and it tickles to walk. Haha your boss would probably think you were on crack.

lonesomeXheartbr | 0

#1042417 - Friday 25 June 2010 6:44

squeeze my potato? lol

Mimasita | 1

#1043817 - Saturday 26 June 2010 1:24

oh gosh. i have to STAND all day at work so my feet hurt instead. lol it sucks sitting or standing the whole day.
FYL

By sleephunters | 8

#1042019 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:53

FYL!

srammer8 | 0

#1042083 - Friday 25 June 2010 1:27

u fail

msjel | 0

#1042399 - Friday 25 June 2010 6:25

This happened to me once at school when I had to get up in front of the entire class. It was super embarassing.

By the_Flirt | 0

#1042020 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:53

wow were a power balance

mcrluverchick | 9

#1042035 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:56

cool hair :)

My_Deathbed | 0

#1042146 - Friday 25 June 2010 2:42

By coballan55 | 0

#1042023 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:53

stop being fat and having poor circulation

Dydy_fml | 0

#1042033 - Friday 25 June 2010 0:55

LOL

KoRn_Freak | 0

#1042186 - Friday 25 June 2010 3:03

I know, in not fat and my legs always fall to sleep!!!!

ojr420 | 0

#1675578 - Wednesday 10 November 2010 7:36

dude don't be a douche, it happens to slot of people due to sudden changes in blood pressure when you move from a neutral position to standing or walking