By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.

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boating_guy 33

um....explain it to him? it's not that hard

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watermelon1 35

Easily mistakable

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amerrah 4

Haha tell him not to be an asshole at work :P

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Slappyzezima 0

if I were you, I would have shot my boss square in the head for even daring to squeeze my potato!

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seanreddog 4

Why don't you tell your supervisor this instead of FML? Anyways you should get up every once in while ta stretch.

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dangitsalex 2

YDI for getting something at work that causes more blood to go somewhere else than your legs.

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Moshpoint0 0

Put a brain eating amoeba in his coffee, and then lecture him on his motor functions.

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tman118 0

******* retarded spook

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KiddNYC1O 20

I woulda thought you had a turd stuck in your butthole

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pingpongpickle 8

that happened to me and I fell over..at school.. hahah 49

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JGood09 0

That's why you move your legs around when you sit for along time ya idiot

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KoRn_Freak 1

LMAO me too, 49!!!

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JGood09 0

Yea you sure know about things being in your butthole huh 49?

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lololol247 0

Then you get pins and needles and it tickles to walk. Haha your boss would probably think you were on crack.

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lonesomeXheartbr 0

squeeze my potato? lol

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Mimasita 1

oh gosh. i have to STAND all day at work so my feet hurt instead. lol it sucks sitting or standing the whole day. FYL

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msjel 0

This happened to me once at school when I had to get up in front of the entire class. It was super embarassing.

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coballan55 0

stop being fat and having poor circulation

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KoRn_Freak 1

I know, in not fat and my legs always fall to sleep!!!!

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ojr420 0

dude don't be a douche, it happens to slot of people due to sudden changes in blood pressure when you move from a neutral position to standing or walking

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Mirorbo 26

I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Lecture him about being a dick at work

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boating_guy 33

um....explain it to him? it's not that hard

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lovinit5683 0

Haha, Perfect time to fall over OP, then he has a reason to lecture!

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2igutierrez31 2

should have walked around b4 ur break

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