Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
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watermelon1
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Easily mistakable
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amerrah
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Haha tell him not to be an asshole at work :P
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Slappyzezima
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if I were you, I would have shot my boss square in the head for even daring to squeeze my potato!
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seanreddog
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Why don't you tell your supervisor this instead of FML? Anyways you should get up every once in while ta stretch.
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dangitsalex
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YDI for getting something at work that causes more blood to go somewhere else than your legs.
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Moshpoint0
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Put a brain eating amoeba in his coffee, and then lecture him on his motor functions.
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tman118
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fucking retarded spook
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bcoolplz
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maybe your boss was drunk
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KiddNYC1O
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I woulda thought you had a turd stuck in your butthole
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pingpongpickle
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that happened to me and I fell over..at school.. hahah 49
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JGood09
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That's why you move your legs around when you sit for along time ya idiot
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KoRn_Freak
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LMAO me too, 49!!!
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JGood09
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Yea you sure know about things being in your butthole huh 49?
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LoneliestxHobo
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haha nice one 23, a penis joke
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lololol247
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Then you get pins and needles and it tickles to walk. Haha your boss would probably think you were on crack.
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lonesomeXheartbr
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squeeze my potato? lol
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Mimasita
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oh gosh. i have to STAND all day at work so my feet hurt instead. lol it sucks sitting or standing the whole day.
FYL
FYL
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sleephunters
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FYL!
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srammer8
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u fail
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msjel
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This happened to me once at school when I had to get up in front of the entire class. It was super embarassing.
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the_Flirt
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wow were a power balance
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mcrluverchick
| 9
cool hair :)
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My_Deathbed
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coballan55
| 0
stop being fat and having poor circulation
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Dydy_fml
| 0
LOL
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KoRn_Freak
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I know, in not fat and my legs always fall to sleep!!!!
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ojr420
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dude don't be a douche, it happens to slot of people due to sudden changes in blood pressure when you move from a neutral position to standing or walking
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drpepperrules
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I've had that happen! it sucks
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Mirorbo
| 26
I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Lecture him about being a dick at work
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boating_guy
| 33
um....explain it to him?
it's not that hard
it's not that hard
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lovinit5683
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Haha,
Perfect time to fall over OP, then he has a reason to lecture!
Perfect time to fall over OP, then he has a reason to lecture!
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2igutierrez31
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should have walked around b4 ur break
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Moshpoint0
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Damn you, comment bug. And AF.
it's not that hard