Haha tell him not to be an asshole at work :P

if I were you, I would have shot my boss square in the head for even daring to squeeze my potato!

Why don't you tell your supervisor this instead of FML? Anyways you should get up every once in while ta stretch.

YDI for getting something at work that causes more blood to go somewhere else than your legs.

Put a brain eating amoeba in his coffee, and then lecture him on his motor functions.

fucking retarded spook

maybe your boss was drunk

I woulda thought you had a turd stuck in your butthole

that happened to me and I fell over..at school.. hahah 49

That's why you move your legs around when you sit for along time ya idiot

LMAO me too, 49!!!

Yea you sure know about things being in your butthole huh 49?

haha nice one 23, a penis joke

Then you get pins and needles and it tickles to walk. Haha your boss would probably think you were on crack.

squeeze my potato? lol

oh gosh. i have to STAND all day at work so my feet hurt instead. lol it sucks sitting or standing the whole day. FYL

u fail

This happened to me once at school when I had to get up in front of the entire class. It was super embarassing.

cool hair :)

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LOL

I know, in not fat and my legs always fall to sleep!!!!

dude don't be a douche, it happens to slot of people due to sudden changes in blood pressure when you move from a neutral position to standing or walking

Damn you, comment bug. And AF.