Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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Top comments
empbob 20
I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...
evanobrien 14
What kind of donut?????
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Comments (228)
saxybandgeek 14
Reading too much Cosmo I see
trueblue1010 12
I guess he read Cosmopolitan?
Tessa_11 19
Hahaha that sounds fun. I love doughnuts..
myeviltwin 20
@92 If you are 18 (or older) you can come to my house for doughnuts anytime. jk :P Had to say it though (come on someone had to).
myeviltwin 20
Seriously people 4 down votes for a corny joke?
squideth 18
That's not a corny joke, that's a creepy comment to a stranger on the internet. Pretty pathetic.
mattrd_fml 31
I'd eat if off my partner's...
CooperRage 13
You should've been like "There's DONUTS?!?" And ran and found the box and happily devoured the rest of them.
SilentCat 22
I love you :D
yourwifelovesme 25
boston cream?
elizacandle 29
someone needs to look up foreplay
SrgntSprnkls77 15
"Accidentally" bite his dick and miss the donut
FlyingPie 17
That's a dick move.
tuffer 3
the magics in the hole!