Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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Top comments
empbob 20
I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...
evanobrien 14
What kind of donut?????
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Comments (228)
MikeyScene420 17
Sooooo...did you eat it?
JordanRhylee 2
He must have a small penis if it fits in a donut hole.
mathmatic 6
Wait... hold my phone. So you're telling me this is what's hot on the streets now? We stopped with the cream pies and moved on to cream donuts now?
MuscleDoll 1
That is pure comedy.
bellidona 15
his penis actually fit into the hole of a donut.....im sorry lol
EmperorChowilio 21
You mean that's not romantic?
Blueocean7 19
Am definitely not putting my penis into anything except a real woman's pussy!
mbuck87 19
Haha if you were confident in your own sexuality you would not need to say that...
Goblin182 26
So you don't like blow jobs? Only guy in the world that doesn't like blow jobs.
WSmitty 5
At least it was a doughnut and not a donette...
Axel5238 29
I can't believe he though it would work and tried to make her eat it. Some guys, just have no concept of romance or foreplay goes with women too. They think foreplay is I want sex I'm naked and don't understand why that doesn't do it. Sex is like a joke, the punch line is important but if the build up to it sucks it's at best average if not less. Hope your bf shows some effort, some people here will give him points for trying, but if you honestly think that passes you must be on stuff from rage comics and texts from last night.
sarahtolkien 8
that's pretty awesome actually. I'd like it if he put enough that it covered it, so I could eat them all off then get a tasty surprise