Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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empbob 20
I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...
evanobrien 14
What kind of donut?????
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Comments (228)
cricketsins 36
Did he at least supply milk for you to dip it in?
Mauskau 35
Who dips a doughnut into milk?
PenguinBitch 43
Probably Cricketsins.
WD_Stevens 22
Misread that. I thought you said 'Probably Christians'. Was this a new stereotype I didn't know about? :P
TheLadyOpal 30
Wait, it's weird to do that? Aw, shit, I'll never fit in with the cool kids now :( I always thought glazed donuts tasted good dipped in milk.
Spyderbane 10
who doesn't dip a doughnut in milk?
PenguinBitch 43
Oh ops auto-correct...uhhh nevermind!
laden_swallow09 34
Coffee, maybe, but not milk.
touch_phobia 13
who has never dipped doughnuts in milk?! I thought that was normal! They're delicious, especially the powdered ones XD
Helldemon 32
@175 Agreed, anyone that hasn't tried it is missing out.
anfscd 17
Delicious.
alshygirl 14
Eat the donut and leave him hangin lol
noobienick 19
I'm pretty sure that was the original idea, I don't think OP's bf would want her to actually eat his dick. I'm assuming, since it sounds very painful.
ferniferous 15
Someone's been reading Cosmo online...they just recently had an article about it saying it was awesome or something. Weirdos. XD too bad, he wasted a perfectly good donut.
sdroze1389 31
damn it, I was eating a doughnut when I read this. needless to day I won't be finishing the other half
DarkQuise 6
real life Dick party
mthurston 14
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spiderpig818 1
I chose Your life sucks because I hope you did
tilly_llama 11
That actually sounds kinda fun...
weveallbeenthere 30
that's creative.
PatandIsabella 4
..... Is he a cop ?