FML : Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!"...

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Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lavalise / Saturday 5 November 2011 07:11 / France

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By Theclarksondales | 8

#3544828 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:18

Fuck the owners life

By Petronix | 5

#3544831 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:20

The fail is strong with you...

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By 05559 | 1

#3544818 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:15

Why did you steal it?

05559 | 1

#3544826 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:17

I know she didn't, and I just wanted to piss of some people here.

05559 | 1

#3544833 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:20

off* Sorry, typo.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3544884 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:30

Well you're just fucking all kinds of up tonight aren't you? If you're trying to troll, try not telling us next time? It makes you look even more pathetic than you are.

xlord | 27

#3544916 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:42

At least he corrected himself and said sorry to the grammar nazis. He knows who he shouldn't troll on.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3545310 - Saturday 5 November 2011 02:52

OP is a genius. That's the best method for stealing someone's crap that I've ever heard.

rallets | 22

#3546798 - Saturday 5 November 2011 08:43

and the owner didnt say anything?

05559 | 1

#3549178 - Sunday 6 November 2011 10:07

11 - Haha, why are you mad if I failed at tolling? :)

By Theclarksondales | 8

#3544828 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:18

Fuck the owners life

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#3545188 - Saturday 5 November 2011 02:07

"Today, some asshole ran off the train with my suitcase, the doors closed behind him. FML"

alteregome | 9

#3546969 - Saturday 5 November 2011 09:15

He taught us a new way to steal.

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3552004 - Sunday 6 November 2011 11:55

Lol what if it was full of $100 bills

That0therguy | 4

#3557259 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 06:23

Free suitcase!

gojira666 | 7

#3570026 - Thursday 10 November 2011 10:13

Put it down and just walk away. Thats hilarious

By Petronix | 5

#3544831 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:20

The fail is strong with you...

rhysfucker | 24

#3544984 - Saturday 5 November 2011 12:28

"Many assumptions this one makes...he cannot be trained." Apologies to Frank Oz.

truebrotrue | 7

#3545378 - Saturday 5 November 2011 03:11

I see what you fucking did there

rhysfucker | 24

#3545428 - Saturday 5 November 2011 03:18

Thanks to you, one of many you are...

thatonename | 7

#3545481 - Saturday 5 November 2011 03:20

Shouldn't the last part read, trained he can not be? Just saying.

Marcella1016 | 26

#3545552 - Saturday 5 November 2011 03:41

Ha Jedi grammar Nazis for the win

By ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3544836 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:20

"You FORGET your suitcase"? Does that happen often?

iAmPaul | 49

#3545144 - Saturday 5 November 2011 01:51

6 - You'll notice that OP is in France (as it clearly states at the top of the FML). That means the situation happened in French (more than likely). Hence, the OP made a little translation mistake with the past and present tense of a verb. :)

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3545859 - Saturday 5 November 2011 05:16

I was thinking that too, since when I was learning to speak English, I didn't know the difference between forget and forgot for a while, so I used them interchangeably.

panthersfan728 | 3

#4780615 - Monday 6 August 2012 07:43

6 - the op never said forget your suitcase, forgot is the correct word for that situation.

By SammySteel | 6

#3544846 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:22

A typical case of mistaken identity, this won't suit you well.

NomOnShroomz | 14

#3545212 - Saturday 5 November 2011 02:13

Hahaha, punny. Very punny.

HetaliaFreak | 10

#3546735 - Saturday 5 November 2011 08:37

*puts on sunglasses* YEAAAAAAAAAH

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3547488 - Sunday 6 November 2011 12:12

no..just no

FreshlyCut | 0

#3548908 - Sunday 6 November 2011 07:57

76-no,just no

By TimysterGates | 15

#3544847 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:23

And the actual owner didn't notice that his case was gone? In that case.. FYL OP. You at least tried to do something nice.

leadman1989 | 15

#3545061 - Saturday 5 November 2011 01:07

They could have noticed and chose not to chase a possibly armed theif... or flat out psyco.

badactor009 | 0

#3547669 - Sunday 6 November 2011 01:25

There is a certain elegance in minding your own business. Everyone does not need to save the world from itself. Savvy?

Daralea | 21

#3548606 - Sunday 6 November 2011 05:21

OP "grabbed" the suitcase and "chased" the woman. Chances are, the actual owner saw this and thought he was being robbed. Of course once the doors of the subway closed behind the OP he couldn't do a thing about it.

By shemseyy | 1

#3544874 - Saturday 5 November 2011 11:28

Return it to the owner and claim you found it, maybe you will get a reward?

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#3544961 - Saturday 5 November 2011 12:17

OP was seen running out with it, I doubt that'll work

MrSaxMan | 0

#3552545 - Monday 7 November 2011 02:35

Yea go up to him " hey i found your suitcase!" "where?" "right beside you, but ur lucky because i ran away with it and tried to give it to some lady!"