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By Lavalise - 5/11/2011 07:11 - France
Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML
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  Keyman1212  |  14

Well you're just fucking all kinds of up tonight aren't you? If you're trying to troll, try not telling us next time? It makes you look even more pathetic than you are.

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  iAmPaul  |  49

6 - You'll notice that OP is in France (as it clearly states at the top of the FML). That means the situation happened in French (more than likely). Hence, the OP made a little translation mistake with the past and present tense of a verb. :)

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  16

I was thinking that too, since when I was learning to speak English, I didn't know the difference between forget and forgot for a while, so I used them interchangeably.

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  Daralea  |  21

OP "grabbed" the suitcase and "chased" the woman. Chances are, the actual owner saw this and thought he was being robbed. Of course once the doors of the subway closed behind the OP he couldn't do a thing about it.

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  MrSaxMan  |  0

Yea go up to him " hey i found your suitcase!"
"where?"
"right beside you, but ur lucky because i ran away with it and tried to give it to some lady!"

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