Why did you steal it?

I know she didn't, and I just wanted to piss of some people here.

off* Sorry, typo.

Well you're just fucking all kinds of up tonight aren't you? If you're trying to troll, try not telling us next time? It makes you look even more pathetic than you are.

At least he corrected himself and said sorry to the grammar nazis. He knows who he shouldn't troll on.

OP is a genius. That's the best method for stealing someone's crap that I've ever heard.

and the owner didnt say anything?

11 - Haha, why are you mad if I failed at tolling? :)

Fuck the owners life

"Today, some asshole ran off the train with my suitcase, the doors closed behind him. FML"

He taught us a new way to steal.

Lol what if it was full of $100 bills

Free suitcase!

Put it down and just walk away. Thats hilarious

The fail is strong with you...

"Many assumptions this one makes...he cannot be trained." Apologies to Frank Oz.

I see what you fucking did there

Thanks to you, one of many you are...

Shouldn't the last part read, trained he can not be? Just saying.

Ha Jedi grammar Nazis for the win

"You FORGET your suitcase"? Does that happen often?

6 - You'll notice that OP is in France (as it clearly states at the top of the FML). That means the situation happened in French (more than likely). Hence, the OP made a little translation mistake with the past and present tense of a verb. :)

I was thinking that too, since when I was learning to speak English, I didn't know the difference between forget and forgot for a while, so I used them interchangeably.

6 - the op never said forget your suitcase, forgot is the correct word for that situation.

A typical case of mistaken identity, this won't suit you well.

Hahaha, punny. Very punny.

*puts on sunglasses* YEAAAAAAAAAH

no..just no

76-no,just no

And the actual owner didn't notice that his case was gone? In that case.. FYL OP. You at least tried to do something nice.

They could have noticed and chose not to chase a possibly armed theif... or flat out psyco.

There is a certain elegance in minding your own business. Everyone does not need to save the world from itself. Savvy?

OP "grabbed" the suitcase and "chased" the woman. Chances are, the actual owner saw this and thought he was being robbed. Of course once the doors of the subway closed behind the OP he couldn't do a thing about it.

Return it to the owner and claim you found it, maybe you will get a reward?

OP was seen running out with it, I doubt that'll work

Yea go up to him " hey i found your suitcase!" "where?" "right beside you, but ur lucky because i ran away with it and tried to give it to some lady!"

Good luck with cops

Good luck with the cops

you should teach op the tricks you niggaa

I'm going to try that next time I want to steal something. "Hey, hey ma'am! You forgot your wristwatch!"

Finders keepers