OP needs to find the nearest cat to zap! Then again I hope OP has those Beat headphones, they deserve to be destroyed...

I wanna buy OP's services as my alarmclock.

anyone else notice the "5ML"

No, the "5ML" is an illusion. It's perpetrated by the Illuminati to get you to buy more Justin Bieber CDs which will unleash a Kraken against you that will result in me coming over and peeing on your doorknob in semi-circles. Don't fall prey to that trap. Just notice the "5ML", accept it for the omen it is, and chive on.

Don't feel alone, OP. I get shocked while drinking from the water fountain, and I'm always thirsty...

Haha #21 xD But seriously (to #19), the 5MLs are in celebration of FML's 5th anniversary lol

Ummm. What?

You're not talking about that old cartoon, Static Shock, are you? Like 10 or 15 years ago that had catch phrases that made even a 10-year-old gag?

It just happened to me today while running on the treadmill. It was a painful shock every 15 seconds or so

The same thing happens to me! I'll be climbing out of my car, and I'll get shocked when I close the door. I've become so leery of the door that I will use my foot to push the door shut... ... but I still get zapped through the rubber sole of my shoes! :-O

My car door does it too. I have gotten shocked so bad before the pain shoots from my fingers up through my arm and the fingers sometimes ache for up to half an hour afterward.

Same thing happens to me. I found out that if you touch the door while you're stepping out of the car it'll help. Something about grounding.

Okay, FML's 5th birthday. I'm sorry fml website. I forget my family's birthday sometimes so I hope we can put this behind. I really cannot go a day without you. Forgive me.