Okay, FML's 5th birthday. I'm sorry fml website. I forget my family's birthday sometimes so I hope we can put this behind. I really cannot go a day without you. Forgive me.
No, the "5ML" is an illusion. It's perpetrated by the Illuminati to get you to buy more Justin Bieber CDs which will unleash a Kraken against you that will result in me coming over and peeing on your doorknob in semi-circles. Don't fall prey to that trap. Just notice the "5ML", accept it for the omen it is, and chive on.
Oh dude my car door does the same thing too, it shocks the hell out of me, it even sparks sometimes. First I thought I had dirt on me or it needed a wash but it still won't stop.
The same thing happens to me! I'll be climbing out of my car, and I'll get shocked when I close the door. I've become so leery of the door that I will use my foot to push the door shut...
... but I still get zapped through the rubber sole of my shoes! :-O
My car door does it too. I have gotten shocked so bad before the pain shoots from my fingers up through my arm and the fingers sometimes ache for up to half an hour afterward.
Okay, FML's 5th birthday. I'm sorry fml website. I forget my family's birthday sometimes so I hope we can put this behind. I really cannot go a day without you. Forgive me.