That's probably not a healthy relationship to have with your headphones...

OP needs to find the nearest cat to zap! Then again I hope OP has those Beat headphones, they deserve to be destroyed...

I wanna buy OP's services as my alarmclock.

anyone else notice the "5ML"

No, the "5ML" is an illusion. It's perpetrated by the Illuminati to get you to buy more Justin Bieber CDs which will unleash a Kraken against you that will result in me coming over and peeing on your doorknob in semi-circles. Don't fall prey to that trap. Just notice the "5ML", accept it for the omen it is, and chive on.

Don't feel alone, OP. I get shocked while drinking from the water fountain, and I'm always thirsty...

Haha #21 xD
But seriously (to #19), the 5MLs are in celebration of FML's 5th anniversary lol

Sounds like there's a after school cartoon in there somewhere

Ummm. What?

You're not talking about that old cartoon, Static Shock, are you? Like 10 or 15 years ago that had catch phrases that made even a 10-year-old gag?

You should have renamed yourself PenguinScholar if you shuffle like that.

Ugh this happened to me all the time before, only it was small clicks too, try to avoid any part of them to touch metal, except for the plug of course

It just happened to me today while running on the treadmill. It was a painful shock every 15 seconds or so

Oh dude my car door does the same thing too, it shocks the hell out of me, it even sparks sometimes. First I thought I had dirt on me or it needed a wash but it still won't stop.

The same thing happens to me! I'll be climbing out of my car, and I'll get shocked when I close the door. I've become so leery of the door that I will use my foot to push the door shut...
... but I still get zapped through the rubber sole of my shoes! :-O

My car door does it too. I have gotten shocked so bad before the pain shoots from my fingers up through my arm and the fingers sometimes ache for up to half an hour afterward.

Same thing happens to me. I found out that if you touch the door while you're stepping out of the car it'll help. Something about grounding.

The same thing used to happen to me too...but they were conducting on my wool school skirt...if its not your clothes, I'd get on that, OP. FYL :p

5ML? Shouldn't that be FML?

Okay, FML's 5th birthday. I'm sorry fml website. I forget my family's birthday sometimes so I hope we can put this behind. I really cannot go a day without you. Forgive me.

The next step is to not rub them against curtains?

Maybe you should pick up your feet.

I thought I was the only one