FML : Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way,...

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Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By monkeywrench - / Sunday 30 August 2015 11:29 / Sweden

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By limegreenpoopie | 30

#6397519 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:43

Oh I'm so sorry :( that sucks

By inhindsight | 11

#6397537 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:52

Now that's not a cute look at all

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By limegreenpoopie | 30

#6397519 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:43

Oh I'm so sorry :( that sucks

By _imacooldude_ | 10

#6397520 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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cameron6731 | 13

#6397554 - Sunday 30 August 2015 19:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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meli1195 | 31

#6397598 - Sunday 30 August 2015 19:50

because it isn't ifunny. comments are displayed in the order they were posted.

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RedPillSucks | 31

#6397599 - Sunday 30 August 2015 19:50

cause its too close to the "shitty situation" comment

By MassiDelta | 28

#6397524 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:46

Talk about a... Shitty situation! Anybody? No? Ok...

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MassiDelta | 28

#6397533 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:49

I know that was a pretty... Crappy pun!

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MassiDelta | 28

#6397584 - Sunday 30 August 2015 19:42

I'm serious, these puns really suck. I'm sorry

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thatnakedguy | 17

#6397630 - Sunday 30 August 2015 20:11

Much like the plunger the college would of used after the incident

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J_Kertz | 14

#6399122 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 11:21

NO.

GOD.

PLEASE GOD NO.

NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

By RenamonFucksLuna | 21

#6397531 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:48

Well... Damn dude...

By MagnusDeus | 23

#6397532 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:49

That just sounds like an all around bummer.

By inhindsight | 11

#6397537 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:52

Now that's not a cute look at all

By chriss2015 | 13

#6397542 - Sunday 30 August 2015 18:58

Hopefully they where understanding. Sorry about your luck OP ?

By bigbluetardis | 21

#6397551 - Sunday 30 August 2015 19:14

That's awful to hear OP. I hope you feel better soon!

By WOTAN1488 | 24

#6397565 - Sunday 30 August 2015 19:30

Shittiness intensifies.

By MandyO | 15

#6397574 - Sunday 30 August 2015 19:34

How did the colleague only have three sheets of toilet paper in the whole house while hosting a party?

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RedPillSucks | 31

#6397608 - Sunday 30 August 2015 19:52

agreed. that is a poor host

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