By monkeywrench - 30/08/2015 11:29 - Sweden

Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML
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Same thing different taste


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meli1195 31

because it isn't ifunny. comments are displayed in the order they were posted.

RedPillSucks 31

cause its too close to the "shitty situation" comment

Talk about a... Shitty situation! Anybody? No? Ok...

I know that was a pretty... Crappy pun!

I'm serious, these puns really suck. I'm sorry

Much like the plunger the college would of used after the incident

J_Kertz 14


That just sounds like an all around bummer.

Hopefully they where understanding. Sorry about your luck OP ?

That's awful to hear OP. I hope you feel better soon!

How did the colleague only have three sheets of toilet paper in the whole house while hosting a party?

RedPillSucks 31