Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML
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limegreenpoopie
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Oh I'm so sorry :( that sucks
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inhindsight
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Now that's not a cute look at all
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limegreenpoopie
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Oh I'm so sorry :( that sucks
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_imacooldude_
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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cameron6731
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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meli1195
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because it isn't ifunny. comments are displayed in the order they were posted.
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RedPillSucks
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cause its too close to the "shitty situation" comment
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MassiDelta
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Talk about a... Shitty situation! Anybody? No? Ok...
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MassiDelta
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I know that was a pretty... Crappy pun!
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MassiDelta
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I'm serious, these puns really suck. I'm sorry
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thatnakedguy
| 17
Much like the plunger the college would of used after the incident
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J_Kertz
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NO.
GOD.
PLEASE GOD NO.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
GOD.
PLEASE GOD NO.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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RenamonFucksLuna
| 21
Well... Damn dude...
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MagnusDeus
| 24
That just sounds like an all around bummer.
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inhindsight
| 11
Now that's not a cute look at all
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chriss2015
| 13
Hopefully they where understanding. Sorry about your luck OP ?
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bigbluetardis
| 21
That's awful to hear OP. I hope you feel better soon!
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WOTAN1488
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Shittiness intensifies.
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MandyO
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How did the colleague only have three sheets of toilet paper in the whole house while hosting a party?
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RedPillSucks
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agreed. that is a poor host