Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
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ThePieGuy0817 29
Well, at least he's creative.
MadlyInLust 5
It could work...
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Comments (103)
offrampmotel 11
That would actually be kinda awesome.
perdix 29
If you notice a cucumber missing, you're going to want to knock before going into his room.
FroznInferno 9
he did it so he could eat the evidence after he acquired the munchies.
MsMourningStar 22
Parenting. You're doing it right lmao
cman1322 9
He should just go buy one if he lives in the Netherlands
glamorous18 10
clever kid!
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Great job, just gotta say, great job
ctchan2381 5
your son is awesome lol.... hella creative
ambitiousnygrl 17
What'd he think it would make for an artsy picture that he could post on Instagram?
DJrEddyLeb 7
It was quite smart of him... Its like a deal: 2 for 1, use the bong then eat it!! For the price of one!^.^