Health, Embarrassing and Poopoo peepee: Sweet release

Sweet release

By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 03:00

Today, I sneezed and shit myself in bed. It was the first time I'd ever slept at my girlfriend's house, and probably the last as well. FML

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StagGT 13

Friday 14 December 2018 3:02

Well... shit.

sweetbliss3 37

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Friday 14 December 2018 3:53

well.. it's not the best thing to deal with but if she's not a dick she'll get over it.

StagGT 13

Friday 14 December 2018 3:02

Well... shit.

sweetbliss3 37

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Friday 14 December 2018 3:53

well.. it's not the best thing to deal with but if she's not a dick she'll get over it.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 14 December 2018 4:09

You can’t get over that.

Dave_Davington 33

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Friday 14 December 2018 7:44

It's not that hard to get over it. Unless of course, you have really low ceilings, in which case you've no choice but to roll or shuffle through it.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 14 December 2018 4:09

Sounds like a pity situation.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 14 December 2018 6:39

Oh, no! Don't tell me! Did you get... ...wait on it... ...dumped?

TCRII 29

Friday 14 December 2018 9:20

It could be worse. Remember the FML about 69 and sudden explosive poop...

Akitakat 31

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Friday 14 December 2018 9:43

Shit happens! Unfortunate for you... the timing was impeccable! It could happen to anyone. Accidents are inevitable sometimes. I hope that she was understanding.

alycion 38

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Friday 14 December 2018 10:45

gesundheit

Ksweety_fml 27

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Friday 14 December 2018 20:17

what a shitty situation

menofsteel86 10

Friday 14 December 2018 20:51

well just thank you really got the uncomfortable out of the relationship. some ppl it takes mouths to pass gas in front of a new relationship. now what is the worst that can happen??