Oh shit.....

I know it’s not the most fun, but you have a trash can, stuff happens. You could always put gloves on and put it back in the toilet and flush it if it’s fixed before taking out the trash. If you’re worried about smell, throw it away in a Ziplock bag or something... While you don’t deserve the clog, you deserve whatever your neighbor says to do for making that dumb decision.

HAHAHAAAHHAHA funniest one I’ve ever read

never say a word about it

You didn’t think to shut off the water? 😂

This is why you need a force ball plunger meant for a toilet! Not the one that is just half a circle flange, the whole circle flange! I hope you do know your poop acidic at 6.6 and will etch the car's paint?

Shit happens but don't drag your neighbor into it.

I feel more concerned that your first instinct was to launch your shit off your balcony. Sharing is not always caring, op.

Were you listening to Chris Stapelton’s “Fire Away” and launched the shit at the right timing to the song? 🎶Fireeeeeeeee awayyyyyy....”

I read cat haha was kinda funnier, a car can be hosed off!