Health: Who is you?

Who is you?

By iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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You deserved it 161

By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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The cat's out of the bag

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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You deserved it 1 403

Freaked out

By AnxietyGirl - 24/09/2012 07:18 - United States - Parker

Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML

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Antisocial personality disorder

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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xxmollyxx 25

Friday 10 December 2010 16:08

Maybe you should invest in some nicer clothes, and/or a hair cut?

alakomonus 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:04

that is messed up

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alakomonus 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:04

that is messed up

Adolf_Grammer_Hi 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:06

awesome

XelaKJK 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:52

I like how her nane is iamnotuseless, implying that homeless individuals are useless...I beg to differ!

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 10 December 2010 16:54

YDI for Not being a hobo.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 10 December 2010 16:55

yeah.... ( T_T)

WishResign 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:23

perhaps you could dress better? people are rude, you can't change that, but this should be your wake up call to clean yourself up a bit. nothing fancy, but not bum-like either.

iBimmer 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:29

I come back to this website a year later to find out that all my comments have been removed. Hello, all! OP, YDI for getting sick.

Ismellwin 0

Friday 10 December 2010 18:13

I guess this is what happens when you neglect hygiene.

nikki456123 0

Friday 10 December 2010 18:53

some times u can't help being a hobo and either was that's a gay comment

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Friday 10 December 2010 19:03

like his face.

rickolette 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 5:27

AHAHAHAHA!! I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS!!! AHA HA HA HA!!!!

Lito127 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:19

That's hilarious & such a sad story. ;P

ExEmoPsychoGirl 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:41

YDI for not being a hobo and fussing hobos as useless ha

OuchCharlie 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:05

lol. fkd up.

funnydufe111 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:06

woot number 1 :D

BDTM 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:18

will get modded?^

nycy 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:21

they never said first all they said they were number one

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 10 December 2010 16:08

Maybe you should invest in some nicer clothes, and/or a hair cut?

LaylaXstripped 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:47

that would be the best option

iwuvwolfz 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:28

lol for a sec, i thought your pic was some overflowed turd in a toilet xD

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 11 December 2010 14:39

haha aww

bornjordan 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 21:29

so did I(:

machiko_fml 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:10

Sounds like you need a make over. :)

DahkLohd 4

Friday 10 December 2010 16:10

YDI for looking like a hobo.

LaylaXstripped 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:50

thats not nice

DahkLohd 4

Friday 10 December 2010 17:14

Voldemort isn't nice. :-) BTW - I was only joking; maybe I should have mentioned that.

TaylorTheBoss 4

Friday 10 December 2010 17:48

lmao,kids...

hairt 4

Friday 10 December 2010 20:22

avada kedavra! hahahahaha =)

ohgodwtf 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:10

Ew. Grody.

yumsugarr 8

Friday 10 December 2010 16:12

eww. that's strange..at least you brushed him off!?

lammylamb17 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:13

lmao maybe you should look in a mirror. just saying

skyeyez9 24

Friday 10 December 2010 16:14

I see hobos at the local walmart here and if you resemble one of them, ydi. Hobos have no home to shower, and look clean. you have a home, resources to have clean clothes, decent haircut and showers! Use them.