Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
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Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, at a self-checkout, I scanned all my items, bagged them, and left. Only when I got outside did I realize I had completely forgotten to pay. I then noticed that security was running to stop me, and I had to explain that I wasn’t a thief, just an idiot. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
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Top comments
xxmollyxx 25
Maybe you should invest in some nicer clothes, and/or a hair cut?
alakomonus 0
that is messed up
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alakomonus 0
that is messed up
Adolf_Grammer_Hi 0
awesome
XelaKJK 0
I like how her nane is iamnotuseless, implying that homeless individuals are useless...I beg to differ!
fisheatsbear 6
YDI for Not being a hobo.
fisheatsbear 6
yeah.... ( T_T)
WishResign 0
perhaps you could dress better? people are rude, you can't change that, but this should be your wake up call to clean yourself up a bit. nothing fancy, but not bum-like either.
iBimmer 0
I come back to this website a year later to find out that all my comments have been removed. Hello, all! OP, YDI for getting sick.
Ismellwin 0
I guess this is what happens when you neglect hygiene.
nikki456123 0
some times u can't help being a hobo and either was that's a gay comment
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
like his face.
rickolette 0
AHAHAHAHA!! I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS!!! AHA HA HA HA!!!!
Lito127 0
That's hilarious & such a sad story. ;P
ExEmoPsychoGirl 0
YDI for not being a hobo and fussing hobos as useless ha
OuchCharlie 0
lol. fkd up.
funnydufe111 0
woot number 1 :D
BDTM 0
will get modded?^
nycy 0
they never said first all they said they were number one
xxmollyxx 25
Maybe you should invest in some nicer clothes, and/or a hair cut?
LaylaXstripped 0
that would be the best option
iwuvwolfz 0
lol for a sec, i thought your pic was some overflowed turd in a toilet xD
xxmollyxx 25
haha aww
bornjordan 0
so did I(:
machiko_fml 0
Sounds like you need a make over. :)
DahkLohd 4
YDI for looking like a hobo.
LaylaXstripped 0
thats not nice
DahkLohd 4
Voldemort isn't nice. :-) BTW - I was only joking; maybe I should have mentioned that.
TaylorTheBoss 4
lmao,kids...
hairt 4
avada kedavra! hahahahaha =)
ohgodwtf 0
Ew. Grody.
yumsugarr 8
eww. that's strange..at least you brushed him off!?
lammylamb17 0
lmao maybe you should look in a mirror. just saying
skyeyez9 25
I see hobos at the local walmart here and if you resemble one of them, ydi. Hobos have no home to shower, and look clean. you have a home, resources to have clean clothes, decent haircut and showers! Use them.
AceArctic 4
Maybe he's just a hippie?