By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
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Yaggi 0
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what an awesome way of saying 'Hello, I think you're hot" :)

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aback 4
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Tell him you were honking at him.

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Yaggi 0
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what an awesome way of saying 'Hello, I think you're hot" :)

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Flammin8 0

I'm sure that was the best feeling fart ever!

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Bobissmall 13
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It is. You just say "My farts just couldn't wait to meet you"

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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that's actually a great ice breaker especially if you don't have a joke or anything. I got the farts app just for this purpose. give it a try before you doubt it's power.

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Il_Maestro 6
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Huh. I never thought that random gas bubbles leaving my body would be a good way to find true love. I guess I'm just old fashioned that way. Then again, maybe someone will create a new "fart online dating" site for people like me who may need help understanding how near-toxic gases can attract suitable women.

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unfortunate_13 5
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honey, we all know guys that attend yoga classes are gay. (nothing against gays though) so you didn't lose a thing!

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jrad1982 0
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wow 47, thanks to your knowledge of the digestive tract it's ok that you ripped ass in front of me.

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ComMed1 0
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47 you epically fail for posting a comment so stupid that it need not be posted ever again.

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duckie227 22

#43 no they aren't. so don't make stupid assumptions ever again. #52 just shut up. that was actually a pretty intelligent answer.

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jess6blondie9 2
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thanks for sharing that.... it was halarious..?

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jparkerlogan 3
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I'm not gay, and I do yoga. :p

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raw_tigahh 2
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As far as FML goes, everyone farts in yoga class... don't worry it was your nerves... no wait.. your butt.

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MasterE56 4

fail^^

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dark_path 0
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you 21 and 41 both fail for having anime pictures.

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shortystar_fml 0

agreed

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flairknocks 2
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guys like girls who fart. just means we can fart around you too.

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

Ohh man i have been with my girlfriend for 2 years & not once have i heard her fart... :(

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Molkerei 0
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op is a dude. girls don't fart.

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dre_bro11 12
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no ops a girl.

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duckie227 22

#50 girls fart all the time. some times worse that guys. and ops a girl. pay attention.

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wisericky 12
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50 was sayen that theres no way OPs a girl, because girls dont fart...i think. =D

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duckie227 22

I hear everyone farts in yoga. no big deal

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omfgTACOsYeSs 0
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ranch dressing?

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kikibisweet 0
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You fart when youre nervous?? lol ydi

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xFalzz 0

A lot of people do.

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XexyWinch 0
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Awwww.....that stinks.

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XZero_fml 0
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I see what you did there.

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mercedes3210 6

not bad at all

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MaJiN_fml 2
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wait... girls can fart?!

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Il_Maestro 6
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Don't be silly, girls don't fart; they "grace the air with their own natural scent"

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stronghand0331 17
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That's called a queef.

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RedPillSucks 31

I hope you weren't bent over in front of him. oh well, maybe the 2nd or 3rd impression will be better.

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iliketurdles 7
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I'm I the only one hoping she was bent over in front of him. *que porn music*

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grandpaearthling 2
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breathe in fart out, breathe in fart out. alright now let's go to dog farts sitting upright

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perlie559 0

ahahaha!! that's funny!!

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