what an awesome way of saying 'Hello, I think you're hot"

:)

I'm sure that was the best feeling fart ever!

It is. You just say "My farts just couldn't wait to meet you"

that's actually a great ice breaker especially if you don't have a joke or anything. I got the farts app just for this purpose. give it a try before you doubt it's power.

Huh. I never thought that random gas bubbles leaving my body would be a good way to find true love. I guess I'm just old fashioned that way.

Then again, maybe someone will create a new "fart online dating" site for people like me who may need help understanding how near-toxic gases can attract suitable women.

honey, we all know guys that attend yoga classes are gay. (nothing against gays though) so you didn't lose a thing!

wow 47, thanks to your knowledge of the digestive tract it's ok that you ripped ass in front of me.

47 you epically fail for posting a comment so stupid that it need not be posted ever again.

#43 no they aren't. so don't make stupid assumptions ever again.

#52 just shut up. that was actually a pretty intelligent answer.

thanks for sharing that.... it was halarious..?

I'm not gay, and I do yoga. :p

As far as FML goes, everyone farts in yoga class... don't worry it was your nerves... no wait.. your butt.

^fail

fail^^

you 21 and 41 both fail for having anime pictures.

agreed

guys like girls who fart. just means we can fart around you too.

Ohh man i have been with my girlfriend for 2 years & not once have i heard her fart... :(

op is a dude. girls don't fart.

no ops a girl.

#50 girls fart all the time. some times worse that guys. and ops a girl. pay attention.

50 was sayen that theres no way OPs a girl, because girls dont fart...i think. =D

Or poop.

I hear everyone farts in yoga. no big deal

ranch dressing?

You fart when youre nervous?? lol ydi

A lot of people do.

Awwww.....that stinks.

I see what you did there.

not bad at all

wait... girls can fart?!

LOL

Don't be silly, girls don't fart; they "grace the air with their own natural scent"

That's called a queef.

I hope you weren't bent over in front of him.

oh well, maybe the 2nd or 3rd impression will be better.

I'm I the only one hoping she was bent over in front of him.
*que porn music*

breathe in fart out, breathe in fart out. alright now let's go to dog farts sitting upright

ahahaha!! that's funny!!