Masterchef

By Anna - 25/07/2020 05:10

Today, my partner, our 5-month-old baby and I had to go to A&E because my idiot boyfriend mistook dishwasher rinse aid for cooking oil, and cooked a meal for us in it. As I'm breastfeeding, even our baby needed blood tests. FML
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Assuming he failed to read the label, how did he not notice the smell?

... how do you mistake cooking oil and dishwasher rinse aid?

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Arts & Entertainment? The network? What can they do for you?

Accident and emergency

That sounds like a funner network! What channel is that?

Assuming he failed to read the label, how did he not notice the smell?

You’re making the same mistake I often do. It’s natural to ASSUME people have at least the same amount of smarts as we do. I’ve worked with the public long enough to know that that’s not necessarily so!

Dear lord that’s terrifying. Seriously hope you’re all okay!

... how do you mistake cooking oil and dishwasher rinse aid?

Should I repeat what I just now stated in this conversation string?

right?! they smell completely different!

What does intelligence have to do with a person's sense of smell? Last time I checked, cooking oil doesn't smell like synthetic lemon, or whatever chemical scent that particular dishwasher rinse aid had. The guy would have had to have been incapable of reading and smelling to make such a mistake. And if he didn't catch the scent when opening the bottle, how did he miss it while cooking the food?

Apparently you’ve never had to work Customer Service anywhere. There are some REALLY stupid people out there. I could tell you some stories about people’s intelligence. And if I did you’d really think I was making the stories up. Because, you’d think, nobody could be THAT stupid!

I've worked in customer service before, and I've met plenty of idiots outside of that industry, as well, but none of them were so stupid that they couldn't correctly identify a smell.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

but..... how did none of you notice? I'm not sure hes the only idiot.

He can’t win a Darwin Award but probably only because of your child

What meal did he cook with it? I wanna know the recipe.

I wanna know why cooking oil is beside dishwashing aids 🤷🏽‍♀️

Is boyfriend really that stupid or was this attempted murder?