Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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AstroTurf Matador 8
This made me laugh. Your boyfriend is hilarious.
WintressSoldier37 27
Your boyfriend isn’t a SpongeBob fan or anything ...
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Comments (14)
RockstarBW 7
hilarious
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
That’s awesome.
sassypenguinxox 15
“I am not a Krusty Krab! 😤” 😂😂😂