What a dick

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 07:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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GuitarFail123 9

wow... thats umm interesting to say the least....

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fmlikecrazy 0

That's creepy, unless maybe he was joking? If you're so worried, tell your boyfriend

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DeathBunny218 37

even if he was joking it's still pretty creepy :s

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XxDeathReaperxX 6

Looooooooool! So creepy.

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cnkk07 8

Dad: call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you You: why? Is there someone else, preferably your son?

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panvicka 16

haha he was joking, but creepy anyway... if it happened to me, i could never look at him again

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DjeePee 24

Joking? A joke is supposed to be funny, this, on the contrary, is not funny and even a little bit humiliating. How can OP ever feel comfortable with that man again?

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perdix 29

Well, if he lives up to his brag, he'll give her a night of carnal pleasures that will leave her thrilled and relaxed. That's one way she could become comfortable with him.

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malignantmegan 3

84 mmm pleasure lol that makes us all nice and cozy :D Group orgy therapy session time?!? Me hopes so

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sixspades 0

If I were OP my response would have been Call me when you're ready to experience being ass raped by my foot

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Savra_fml 17

Looool.....not! You will never become an Ace of Spades!

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Shadow_Phantom 26

*shudder* Yeah, that's creepy. Can be kinky for some people, but for most I'd imagine it'd bring up thoughts to call the police.

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poopypants09 0

Hahaha I'm a guy and my girlfriend's mom said the same thing like the same words and everything

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faith94m 5

I find that hard to believe, poopypants09...

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marpay 11

She asked you to call her when you want to know what a real man feels like? Is she a transsexual or a hermaphrodite?

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