By Exodiafinder687 - 12/04/2015 09:06 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
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I just want to thank everyone for their support. Always be careful of strange looking insects. You never know which ones are dangerous.

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Gardening 101: pants are your friend

The real definition of a fire crotch.


Hah! I'm sorry OP, but I cannot help but laugh at the thought. Also, I hope you're okay from the spontaneous attack on your genitals.

They started a fire in her panties!

Ouch, at least there's a funny story for the future :D

Gardening 101: pants are your friend

Pretty sure they could crawl up pants just as easy lol

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Why do people comment these? Is it an attempt at reverse psychology? The world may never know.

#8 negative attention. Some people seem to enjoy that.

"This #^*% is on fireee "

Literal "balls of fire"

nothing worse than having ants in your pants

The real definition of a fire crotch.

crotch fire*??? or fire crotch?? Am I missing a punchline, a story, or something??

Slang for the pubic hair of a person with red hair.

Kids and their childish ANTics, this will be something to laugh about later in life. Hopefully your intimate anatomy is okay.

Ah kids. Don't you love 'em?

I once had a similar experience, but with a crab spider on my shirt. After the blisters fade, you'll find the humor in it.