FML : Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop...

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML

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I just want to thank everyone for their support. Always be careful of strange looking insects. You never know which ones are dangerous.

By Exodiafinder687 / Sunday 12 April 2015 09:06 / United States - Tampa

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By davidpropert | 32

#6260307 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:46

Gardening 101: pants are your friend

By jigglypuff34 | 16

#6260317 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:51

The real definition of a fire crotch.

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By KayDee29 | 31

#6260305 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:46

Hah! I'm sorry OP, but I cannot help but laugh at the thought. Also, I hope you're okay from the spontaneous attack on your genitals.

KLuke2015 | 12

#6265518 - Friday 17 April 2015 23:13

They started a fire in her panties!

By swaglesshipster | 23

#6260306 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:46

Ouch, at least there's a funny story for the future :D

By davidpropert | 32

#6260307 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:46

Gardening 101: pants are your friend

Xamry14 | 10

#6269516 - Wednesday 22 April 2015 5:39

Pretty sure they could crawl up pants just as easy lol

By NandersTheFox | 22

#6260308 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:47

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

kmaheynoway | 25

#6260316 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:51

Why do people comment these? Is it an attempt at reverse psychology? The world may never know.

Sansa_fml | 38

#6260441 - Sunday 12 April 2015 19:13

#8 negative attention. Some people seem to enjoy that.

By Redoxx_fml | 22

#6260309 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:47

"This #^*% is on fireee "

kmaheynoway | 25

#6260320 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:52

Literal "balls of fire"

By FuKcMee | 32

#6260312 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:49

nothing worse than having ants in your pants

By jigglypuff34 | 16

#6260317 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:51

The real definition of a fire crotch.

sunnyskys | 25

#6261722 - Monday 13 April 2015 19:39

crotch fire*??? or fire crotch?? Am I missing a punchline, a story, or something??

Izabushel | 65

#6261894 - Monday 13 April 2015 23:00

Slang for the pubic hair of a person with red hair.

By 1997_Life | 11

#6260318 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:52

Kids and their childish ANTics, this will be something to laugh about later in life. Hopefully your intimate anatomy is okay.

By VoldooPed | 20

#6260325 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:57

Ah kids. Don't you love 'em?

By SadSouthernBell | 18

#6260327 - Sunday 12 April 2015 16:57

I once had a similar experience, but with a crab spider on my shirt. After the blisters fade, you'll find the humor in it.

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