By Exodiafinder687 - 12/04/2015 09:06 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
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I just want to thank everyone for their support. Always be careful of strange looking insects. You never know which ones are dangerous.

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davidpropert 32
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Gardening 101: pants are your friend

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jigglypuff34 16
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The real definition of a fire crotch.

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KayDee29 31
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Hah! I'm sorry OP, but I cannot help but laugh at the thought. Also, I hope you're okay from the spontaneous attack on your genitals.

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KLuke2015 12
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They started a fire in her panties!

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swaglesshipster 23
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Ouch, at least there's a funny story for the future :D

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davidpropert 32
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Gardening 101: pants are your friend

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Xamry14 10
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Pretty sure they could crawl up pants just as easy lol

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NandersTheFox 22
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kmaheynoway 25
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Why do people comment these? Is it an attempt at reverse psychology? The world may never know.

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Sansa_fml 38
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#8 negative attention. Some people seem to enjoy that.

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Redoxx_fml 22
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"This #^*% is on fireee "

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kmaheynoway 25
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Literal "balls of fire"

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FuKcMee 32
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nothing worse than having ants in your pants

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jigglypuff34 16
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The real definition of a fire crotch.

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sunnyskys 25
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crotch fire*??? or fire crotch?? Am I missing a punchline, a story, or something??

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Izabushel 65
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Slang for the pubic hair of a person with red hair.

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1997_Life 11
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Kids and their childish ANTics, this will be something to laugh about later in life. Hopefully your intimate anatomy is okay.

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VoldooPed 20
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Ah kids. Don't you love 'em?

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SadSouthernBell 18
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I once had a similar experience, but with a crab spider on my shirt. After the blisters fade, you'll find the humor in it.

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