What a dick

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 07:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 680
You deserved it 5 159

Same thing different taste

Top comments

GuitarFail123 9

wow... thats umm interesting to say the least....

Comments

Well did you ask him if he could give you a real mans number then?

Torva_fml 16

When do you plan on calling him?

nessaspissed 0

I heard erectile disfunction works wonders...

iFizzgig 11

Today, I was on break with my coworker when I read this comment and laughed so hard sweet tea came out of my nose and onto her. FML

RedPillSucks 31

So he can take one of those little blue pills and have a 4 hour erection. Plenty of time to use it to point to a real man unless he passes out first.

Lol please post the number some of us could be having fun, and by fun I mean the next FML being from him complaining about too many drunken texts/phone calls. C'mon, wouldn't that be great? ;)

imcutefml 0

Those designs in ur pic are amazing!

104- it's called kandi and I make and sell it message me for more info if you are interested

Yeah. I agree those are really amazing!

Do you get your patterns off Kandipatterns or do you design them? XD my mask always gets stuck on my industrialll >.>

149- I design some On my own and I get a few off there just depends on whether I can make it myself/or I find one I like

Llama_Face89 33

I have honestly never seen a kandi mask like that! It's sick...make me one? :D

iFizzgig 11

How do you buy them cause I can't figure it out? An I really want one.(:

229- I make you a custom one or whatever you want and post it on yardsellr sweetie :)

JHandAC 4

Well, either he was joking or he wants to have sex with his sons girlfriend. PEOPLE, QUICKLY- PICK A SIDE... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... DING, DING, DING- YOUR TIME IS UP CONTESTANTS!!! The verdicts please? I say 'joking'. What say you FML?

You sound like an annoying person to be around.

Where would the FML be if it was a joke?

41, you don't have to be such a little bitch about it. People these days...

I vote he's going to pull the "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" trick.

drawmesunshine 17

41, You currently have 41 thumbs up. This is pleasing to me.

KailyKii 11

He just has balls, hopfully for you, giant ones.

Dad: Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man feels like. OP: Call me when you're ready to feel what my foot in your ass feels like.

Dad: Nah, I already know. It feels like a coke bottle.

What up with you replying to every comment trying to be funny...

64, I'm bored. And I'll do what I want. Not allowed to reply? What up with you stalking me?