Intimacy: Well? - FML

Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Mpsteve13 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:04

use your leg

Bandz_fml 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:06

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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tarvinwashere 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 2:05

wah waaaaaaaaaah

jennadol95 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:32

Lmfao. sucks for youuu!!

lizliz23 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:50

haha tenewene

rockrkris 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 5:18

Lmao! I said that to my ex the 1st time.lmao.classic

mhapner 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:28

I had an entire marriage of asking that, divorce and a man I can really feel solved that question. Work on your movies and rock her world next time.

Jarvenpa 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:31

ha ha you loser

ps3broski 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:20

376 wins for the most logical thing pointed out in this entire conversation/argument. Everyone text Ashley until she learns her lesson...now!

fat_bastard_607 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:34

her fault. hot dog down a hallway *****. keigels to the rescue?

pike1346 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 19:01

LMAO. that sucks dude. FYL is right. it felt good though, right. now you need to learn that it all about you. plow that vag and get your nut. dint worry bout her.

iConnor 5

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:54

was it like throwing a hotdog in a hallway?

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