Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
how about never?
San Fernando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Top comments
Mpsteve13 7
use your leg
Bandz_fml 3
I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"
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kGoatly 0
LMAO! Your life sucks xD im sorry dude.
PickleSurprise 6
I thought the most dreaded would be "Sorry, we couldn't save the penis"
Tankd4life 0
way to go peewee!
bigwill722 0
Ouch......I hope you gave it hell bro lol.
mila04_fml 0
wow you know what I always say ... next time poke her in the eye with it and tell her it may look like a needle but it works like a nike sewing machine!!!
natural_blues 0
lol...poor kid
JanisEvans 10
LOL. Sucks for ... her?
CrumbledCookies 0
It's either that you're really small, or she's really loose. Ask her how many times she's been banged lol
Chazy2010 8
wait......what happened next? did u **** her? or did she laugh and walk away??
Persephone1001 3
I have to admit I've asked that, but it was my first time and everything was pretty painful so it was hard to feel properly what was going on. I have said it one other time, but only in the context of "For the love of God, please tell me it's all in now." I've had awful sex with well endowed guys and amazing sex with guys who were much smaller, so I'm of the opinion that it's all about the foreplay and how you use what you've got. Women vary in size as much as men do, so it's all relative anyway.