By Widowmaker - 09/08/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I told my father I registered for the Marines, and that I'm leaving for bootcamp next week. He asked if this means that he doesn't have to pay child support anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 398
You deserved it 3 518

Same thing different taste

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if you're old enough to join the marines, aren't you old enough to where he doesn't have to pay child support already anyway?

Therealbeast660_fml 0


atticuz 2

I'm sorry you feel that way.

atticuz 2

Actually, I could care less.

it's funny cuz your father doesn't care about you ...but nah that's effd up

robnunzi 0

they have marines in France?

it's funny because he wants you to leave so he can save money I bet that extra money can be used to make him nice and moist

it's funny becuase your a troll with no good comebacks

...and? I feel that a very valid question. oh and 24-the automatic place is France when u submit FML's, so he just didn't change it.

37 - if I wanted my own come back I would wipe it off your moms chin

hmm is does that or does it not mean the man has to pay child support?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

47, very unoriginal, mate. You stole that off of a picture on the funny pics app. SHAAAME.

astarwarsfan 0

I'm sorry, but if you're old enough to join the marines you should be old enough to pay for your own life

Ali_Br_fml 33

but 47 was still funny... I laughed... Aww, guys don't argue... it just makes you angry for nothing... sticks & stones man... sticks & stones... lolz

azhein 0

yeah I agree with 54 once your 18 don't they stop paying child support?

YDI for being a child YDI for wanting support

dubstep87 0

wow u pretty much did Ur research! and op Ur dad is an ass for being so blunt but it's kinda true if Ur old enough then u don't need daddy anymore

I would say that's not an fml as the marines will make a man out of you, but seeing as how it's the French, they'll probably just teach you how to raise both arms.

ilikepieanddylan 0

wow racist sterotypes your such a ass


Sorry that stinks but thank you for your future service!!!!

47=win. idk why so many people don't like legonut, I always laugh at every comment

if you're old enough to join the marines, aren't you old enough to where he doesn't have to pay child support already anyway?

AlterEggo 0

Depends on the state where the child support agreements were made. In Colorado a parent can be made to pay up until age 26. Of course, the child can, at age 18 anywhere, put a stop to it. But some do not because free money > love and family.

26?! that's crazy talk. but hey, good for the child who's gettin the support. :]

I agree w/ 2. seems like a legitimate question 2 me. ur mom doesn't need $ 2 support u if ur not there so why keep paying the bitch?

You can enlist in the Marines at g age 16 (I think).

17 is the youngest to enter into the Delayed Entry Program, where technically you've already signed up but you don't go to basic training until your 18th birthday. To enlist at 17 you need parental consent.

ianzzz 0

no 17 is the youngest but your parents have to let u go and sign papers

$2 won't go very far in supporting him, anyway.

I kind of know what you're going through. Good luck in the Marines though.

kaijapapaya 0

Why don't you shut your mouth, 72, and pay a little respect for some one that's serving our country?

caboose261 0

I served as a Marine. If you don't like a course of action, either be part of the solution or quit your bitching. It doesn't help anyone and it only makes you look like an ass.

kaijapapaya 0

81, if you don't like the US, get out. I am perfectly aware of what's happening and of the first amendment. I don't think that insulting Marines is helping in any way.

kaijapapaya 0

112, I'm assuming you're referring to the part of the first amendment that mentions free speech. If I didn't understand it, then I wouldn't be voicing my opinion, would I?

Well that went well Least he didn't say he wanted you to die so that he would get paid

smoke_eater05 0

yup. my folks would get 400k if something happened to me...

LosAngelesSon 8

well maybe its just time to man up, after all your joining the marines.

conversesk8er 0

Man up :) well I guess you had no idea you were on child support. Goodluck

mickey559 0

marines... that's big... add me on myspace... my email is [email protected]

atticuz 2

You're asking to get hacked.

BitterLoser 0

who has a myspace anymore? Myspace is dead muahaha muahaah muahahaaha (evil laugh)

Bubbelz 25

It's mostly Americans using it right? Sucks tho :) @OP That's life..

Therealbeast660_fml 0
atticuz 2

I see what you did there. The lulz of taking words out of context makes you hard.

I_have_no_clue 0

12- That's what she said....