By Anonymous - 18/6/2021 06:01

Weird reasoning

Today, my girlfriend dumped me when I told her I once got out of jury duty. It was a legitimate reason with evidence from my neurosurgeon, but she thinks I should have done my civic duty, while enduring the pain of screws holding my skull together. FML
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By  Brightside86  |  25

Yeah that's a made up reason.
Though would you prefer to know it if it was something like?

A) You're too short
B) She is sleeping with your best friend/brother/sister/boss
C) You don't make enough money
D) Your penis is too small
E) That thing that you secretly feel vulnerable about, she knows and it's a deal breaker.

I mean how would that conversation go, would that be better?
People always say honesty is better, but man sometimes honesty really sucks.

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By  Brightside86  |  25

Yeah that's a made up reason.
Though would you prefer to know it if it was something like?

A) You're too short
B) She is sleeping with your best friend/brother/sister/boss
C) You don't make enough money
D) Your penis is too small
E) That thing that you secretly feel vulnerable about, she knows and it's a deal breaker.

I mean how would that conversation go, would that be better?
People always say honesty is better, but man sometimes honesty really sucks.