Weird reasoning

By Anonymous - 18/06/2021 06:01

Today, my girlfriend dumped me when I told her I once got out of jury duty. It was a legitimate reason with evidence from my neurosurgeon, but she thinks I should have done my civic duty, while enduring the pain of screws holding my skull together. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 026
You deserved it 64

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You dodged a bullet!!

Yeah that's a made up reason. Though would you prefer to know it if it was something like? A) You're too short B) She is sleeping with your best friend/brother/sister/boss C) You don't make enough money D) Your penis is too small E) That thing that you secretly feel vulnerable about, she knows and it's a deal breaker. I mean how would that conversation go, would that be better? People always say honesty is better, but man sometimes honesty really sucks.

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You dodged a bullet!!

Congrats on not dating a moron anymore!

she's an idiot. Find someone with at least half a brain.. perhaps you could get your neurosurgeon to check first😂😂

she was just looking for an excuse. sorry

she was just waiting for an excuse. let her go.

Yeah that's a made up reason. Though would you prefer to know it if it was something like? A) You're too short B) She is sleeping with your best friend/brother/sister/boss C) You don't make enough money D) Your penis is too small E) That thing that you secretly feel vulnerable about, she knows and it's a deal breaker. I mean how would that conversation go, would that be better? People always say honesty is better, but man sometimes honesty really sucks.

It's jury duty, a bitch that crazy doesn't need to have any relationships. This is your lucky day friend.

Sounds to me like her skull has a few loose screws.