FML : Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came...

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lo / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:56 /

Love

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By blueandred | 0

#1459 - Thursday 12 February 2009 03:18

My grandmother did this to someone once!

By polico_wolf | 0

#522597 - Friday 28 August 2009 10:46

"Today, I was with the boy i'd liked for months at the cinema, I went to the toilet for 5 minuites and when I came back, he was gone"

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By blueandred | 0

#1459 - Thursday 12 February 2009 03:18

My grandmother did this to someone once!

Zyzz7 | 12

#5443867 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:01

The bitch.

By mishel | 0

#17984 - Friday 6 March 2009 01:44

was that the first time you met this girl?

By Mutalisk | 0

#29453 - Friday 13 March 2009 06:00

next time u know not to let them go lmfao

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30729 - Saturday 14 March 2009 03:16

OUCH

By tateno | 0

#36965 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 07:29

that is brutal!!

By Shallow_Padentic | 0

#46706 - Saturday 21 March 2009 03:58

thats right! haha #5

By 17Master | 0

#80725 - Saturday 4 April 2009 02:03

That's just mean. At least it ended quickly. Move on, and next time, don't let her go to the bathroom.

Boomi | 38

#6688461 - Tuesday 13 September 2016 05:16

Yeah, poor guy. Why would someone do that?

By 24788 | 5

#148539 - Monday 27 April 2009 09:43

That's a bummer man.

By derailed | 0

#154984 - Thursday 30 April 2009 12:04

Maybe she was kidnapped

By chilipeppersrok | 0

#159112 - Friday 1 May 2009 06:25

Don't feel bad. I'm sure she just got lost or something.

gogo44444 | 28

#6603798 - Thursday 12 May 2016 09:52

#12 your attempt at a pun was saaaaaaaaaaaaaad

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