Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom is threatening to disinherit me because I won’t have a baby. I have three siblings who between them have seven kids for her to obsess over, yet she calls at least once a week and always tries to convince me to get pregnant. Fuck off mom. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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Top comments
RLG4 20
Your mom sounds like a great role model. *sarcasm* Don't feel bad, OP, my grandma gives me a tough time for wanting to finish school before starting a family.
mkymouse90 17
I know. . I'm not your mom but I'm proud of you!
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Comments (167)
ZombieSazza 34
When you get the chance, I'd move out.. Not a healthy atmosphere!
JhovannyA 7
I don't think your mom sees the logic behind her statements. I can tell you OP you are in a far better position that your sister. Keep on doing you!
mythicaltimes 15
In 17 years when she goes to the actual dad and asks for 17 years of child support he will wish he'd wrapped it.
djsammyc 19
im definitely prouder of someone who isnt a **** op:)
my2centsworth 15
Why do I feel as if I've read this particular anecdote before?
fantasyworld 39
There was one about OP's entire family berating her for not being a teen mom. Another about an OP's mom making fun of her daughter because she didn't have a boyfriend while OP's mom was already pregnant by 16.
sickerthanyou 13
your mom is a dumbass and your sister is a ****, poor kid, he/she will have to see a lot of guys with his/her mom, also if you can't afford a kid on your own, do not have on.
VSVP_fml 6
Your mom is a ******* idiot. I would slap that hoe.
nick3600 22
You have a shitty family
Pizzaman556 7
ha! your SIS is a ****!
heather9075 4
I know EXACTLY how you feel, my mother tells the truth when she's drunk and said "You can't have a black husband because I don't want my grandkids to disapear when I cut out the lights." Then exactly later she said, " I'll buy you a husband, he'll be Puertorican. So I can't choose my husband.