Kids, Dogs and Scary: Scooby snacks - FML

Scooby snacks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML

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2deployments1divorce 10

Monday 4 July 2022 16:20

Poor dog, I hope he gets home safe.

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2deployments1divorce 10

Monday 4 July 2022 16:20

Poor dog, I hope he gets home safe.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 July 2022 16:31

Why did you make your kids afraid of dogs? Cats are for old people. Dogs are much better with children!

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