Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom is threatening to disinherit me because I won’t have a baby. I have three siblings who between them have seven kids for her to obsess over, yet she calls at least once a week and always tries to convince me to get pregnant. Fuck off mom. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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RLG4 20
Your mom sounds like a great role model. *sarcasm* Don't feel bad, OP, my grandma gives me a tough time for wanting to finish school before starting a family.
mkymouse90 17
I know. . I'm not your mom but I'm proud of you!
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Comments (167)
sped4me 11
So sorry! That sucks.
frankda 1
Your mom is the epitome of what wrong with society
Annjelina 11
At least you're smart enough to realize that being pregnant at a young age such as 15 or 19 is stupid and wrong, as well has having sex with multiple guys. I only feel bad for your sister.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your mother is an idiotic bitch. Seriously, she's like 200 years off. In the 1800s, it was common for women to be married at 18 and have two or three kids by age 20. But these days, most people aren't getting married and starting families until they're in their 30s. Except, of course, for ***** like your sister. I am so sorry, OP. But your sister's life is ruined, not knowing who of three guys if the father of her illegitimate kid that she won't be able to provide for. At 15, she's too immature to be a mother, and she'll be all "OMG I'm going to miss out on everything fun now because I can't keep my legs closed!" Seriously though, FYL for sure.
mobiggity 6
Forget that crap. Live the life you want!
pwilly 8
Is she Mormon?
Daydreamer4466 6
Your mom has some class. How old was when she you??
satisfication 6
Bitch needs a slap, a bitch slap, wtf is wrong Wth her
pnutbutternjelly 15
Wow, talk about shitty parenting, bit hey, you should be proud of yourself for being the smart one in your family.
crazydave1998 6
maybe your sister is just better looking