Love, Parents and Ironic: Mom knows best

Mom knows best

By Anonymous - 16/08/2026 03:00 - United States

Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML

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Chazzster 29

Thursday 20 August 2026 20:29

Ignore her - She just wants to keep you for herself.

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Chazzster 29

Thursday 20 August 2026 20:29

Ignore her - She just wants to keep you for herself.

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