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By Drewzter - 11/01/2010 03:33 - United States

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Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML
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FD929 0

Congrats on your future child. I hope you make enough at Burger King to afford it.

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yukonesian 0

you should have said 'condom sense' ah boom cha!!

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Babblez 0

He might deserve it but does the poor child really deserve to be brought into the world by these two?

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lucifer69_fml 0

I hope it's triplets you *******. you don't deserve a penis

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

penis envy much? :D

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urbaddayismylol 0

LMAO, you fail so hard. and for people saying good luck with your new child there is a good chance that they will not have one so shut the he'll up.

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hickboy 0

well I never do....and it's never broke...and my girlfriend is on her period right now....

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AmericanRedcoat 6

dude, did we need to know this?

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Gucci_Girl 2

Sex feels better without a condom anyway. Your still retarded for doing that.

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KiraElayne_ 1

Is the potential baby 9 months down the road, or the non curable STI, worth a night of better sex? I didn't think so

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missoops 21

#112 in a long term relationship where both partners are clean, the girl/guy has an effective contraceptive and they're open with one another it's okay to not use condoms.

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moemoeKYUNN 0

I like chocolate chip cookies :) but why are they called chips?

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NewJoisey 0

moemoe, i bet your parents did the exact same thing this kid did. you're ******* stupid. also, its called google mother ******. use it.

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silvermoonstar3 3

the condom will often pop. What you wrote is not a complete question.

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