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By Drewzter - 11/01/2010 03:33 - United States

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Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML
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FD929 0

Congrats on your future child. I hope you make enough at Burger King to afford it.

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yukonesian 0

you should have said 'condom sense' ah boom cha!!

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epoh_fml 0

OP, you're a dumbass! :/

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dumdeedum 0

what happens if u dont pinch it

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silvermoonstar3 3

It will often cause the condom to break if you don't pinch it first to get the air out. This can make babies.

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TheRealStunts 27

If you dont pinch it then the condom fairy will come visit you and shove a cactus up your ass

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samusaran 0

The tip of the condom traps air in it. If you don't squeeze the air out of the tip...let's just say air pressure's a bitch. :3

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Rota 0

You ******* dumbass. Don't have sex if you don't know how to use a condom. You deserve the kid you're going to get.

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kalynnepointer 7

Yeah, but the poor baby doesn't deserve to have this dumbass as a father.

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coolsteve 0

wtf? you ARE meant to pinch it to avoid an air bubble. this fml is shit.

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kidcucumber 0

you idiot. he meant "not a suggestion, a must"

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CannibAlexx 0

OP, you're a pleb. You remind me of 2 people I know who randomly decided on numerous ocassions not to bother with a bag She's now 7 months pregnant at 15 YDI

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