Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, a staff member entered my room, thinking it was empty. I was naked. This is the second time something like this has happened in the week I have lived here. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Housekeeping. I get involved?
Hammer1722 19
What a hairy situation you find yourself in!
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Comments (70)
mushroomcassette 21
Unlucky. Next time try and remember just in case.
mushroomcassette 21
Also Brain Bleach wouldn't hurt.
trollcrusher 17
Yup, it's certainly just unfortunate. From one point of view, I feel like OP slightly deserved it, because it was a bit careless to not take the two seconds necessary to memorize the room number. In my experience, it's not all that unusual to see hotel doors propped open, so I wouldn't count on using that as a sign to locate my room. Still not a YDI from me though, because it was such a strange situation. OP, I hope they were not angry or indignant towards you!
helptheorphans 17
#6 I would imagine drinking bleach would hurt
powaaah77 8
Must've been a very cute scene
MrConcise 35
You have a very unusual definition of cute.
powaaah77 8
Lmfao Sarcasm mate
Mauskau 36
It's better than a sex scene.
FatherPlatypus 8
It's like you didn't even read it.
JMichael 26
Housekeeping. I get involved?
Jowisee 29
Housekeeping, I stay and watch? I clean?
Anonypus 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What a sight? I'm sorry you had to experience that.
thevelociraptor 31
I would have pretended to be room service and offered them the ice haha. It would have definitely cooled down the situation a smidgen.
Unused_Account13 25
A room service worker without a uniform on? Sounds like how a lot of..."movies" start if you know what I mean.
Hammer1722 19
What a hairy situation you find yourself in!
dezman2000 21
That's why I find hotel rooms to be gross...
greeneyebeauty9 28
Not quite sure how this would pertain to hotel rooms being gross..
dezman2000 21
Naked hairy people in it?
MDoremis 38
Or in general staying in a room where an untold amount of people have had sex on any given surface.
Soloman212 28
#22 That's pretty much what being into a world that has had billions of horny humans on it for tens of thousands of years is like.
MrConcise 35
#15 - Don't visit planet of the apes, those guys have us looking like naked mole rats.
Ben14h 22
Maybe it wasn't the wrong room...
19990231 29
Am I the only one why people are naked in the hotel room with the door open (even if it is only a little)?
19990231 29
one who wonders why**
EvilTurtle 35
Because the third person said that they'll be right bacl
MakeItStopWtf 12
I just pictured the third naked person wandering, hopelessly lost, around the hotel.
Frillwee95 12
Maybe that third person walked into op's room...
happypenguins 24
Imagine Today, me and my partner, both of us are hairy, were naked in our hotel room. Turns out we accidentally left the door wedged open and a teenager walked in. Fml
leogachi 15
@11 The fact that they are hairy would be irrelevant to that FML. Also, that makes them seem like idiots. Who doesn't notice the door being wedged open?
BigC_from_Bama 16
Hairy is important. Hairy is always important. and who said they were idgits? Forgetful and dumb do not share cabs all the time.