Money: Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal...

By talwin - 27/07/2011 04:05 - Reserved

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

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StopDropNRoll 11

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:09

seriously I find people with jobs have less money than people with out them.

gunmania0 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:58

As you earn more money, you're meant to buy better quality items...

gunmania0 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:01

sorry everyone, my iPhone shitted up.

evillittleme 5

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:03

my app doesn't seem to think I exist right now too :(

gunmania0 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:03

I think your first ;)

gunmania0 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:00

The more money you earn, the higher the quality of the items you buy... :/

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:57

what things like your car? That doesnt sound good well fyl op

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 14:50

Mo' money, Mo' problems

Oniat 2

Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:40

Satin? Try Satan.

Trololololololo_fml 7

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Thursday 28 July 2011 1:38

By that theory, you should stop earning money. Things would magically fix themselves!:D

PutItIn 8

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Saturday 30 July 2011 7:21

So the more rich you get, the moor broke you get.

gunmania0 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:58

As you earn more money, you're meant to buy better quality items...

StopDropNRoll 11

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:09

seriously I find people with jobs have less money than people with out them.

chewyca99 14

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Thursday 26 February 2015 6:49

Point taken. Let's all be jobless and have more money.

evillittleme 5

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:10

And by the time you know it, you'd be broke too!

LizzJizz 16

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:14

Now i aint sayin she a gold digga, but she aint messin with no broke nikka

that_is_Nathy 9

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:20

They were probably halfdead already but knew they couldn't let you down unless you had the money to replace them, so don't be mean - they did their very best to be good

borkchop1992 15

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:20

oh you silly clutz

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Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML

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