woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Yeahnooope
Expensive walk
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and got robbed at knifepoint. The robber made away with my phone, cash, and debit cards… and the French Bulldog I’m still making monthly payments for. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
tannerrosetx_1
Irving, United States
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
Truly man's best friend huh?
Spencyy 18
Swiper no swiping! You gotta say it three times.
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Comments (66)
Exodiafinder687 58
Your dog was in on it. Check his bark account and see if there were any mysterious deposits recently.
NonoMeow 18
I think you meant depawsit.
Pleonasm 36
It's probably already in an off-kennel account.
Jasim 17
I think your dog needs more training.
someguyhere 12
Its all in the training. If a strange would even walk toward my daughter, my boxer would between them in seconds showing teeth. Oh course my dog will get her off the buss if I tell her to and get me a beer.
JazNim17 18
It really is. I have three dogs. One I've raised and trained since early puppyhood, one was turned out by a neighbor who didn't want him anymore, and the other was a stray. Samson has always put himself between me and anything he deems dangerous. The other two....not so much.
AyOoDaLoBo33 10
Your dog will get you a beer? Haha how epic!
YourProblemsSuck 2
With boxers its not even a training thing. Boxers always protect the young/elderly
Allison_leah23 17
Sounds like you had a ruff day
NonoMeow 18
Maybe it's time to get a cat.
kpohil 13
y? All they do is eat you when You Die.
NonoMeow 18
Yeah, but they do that adorably.
sparxva 12
No, some cats are fierce protectors. Try googling "Cat saves boy from dog attack" for an impressive YouTube video of a cat putting a world of flying hurt on a dog that attacked a toddler.
EKDH 11
Time for a real dog then
kpohil 13
Thank you. He probably has one of those little rat dogs that yip. Live in Memphis but I have never had a problem when I'm out with my dog. Even when I go out running around midnight. But he is a 95lb German Sheppard. People wont even approach me unless I make him sit first.
vikky538 29
looks like both you and your dog got mugged..
brendejafulable 41
train your dog. "chopper sick balls!"
IWishIWasObama 12
ruh-roh!
WOTAN1488 24
Try some pepper spray next time you're out :(