woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Yeahnooope
Expensive walk
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and got robbed at knifepoint. The robber made away with my phone, cash, and debit cards… and the French Bulldog I’m still making monthly payments for. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
tannerrosetx_1
Irving, United States
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
Truly man's best friend huh?
Spencyy 18
Swiper no swiping! You gotta say it three times.
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Comments (66)
mosquito19 14
if you want protection, get a gun. don't blame the dog because you got mugged.
mrhe3t 9
Whoa whoa whoa... please don't ever make such a statement again. (gun to protect yourself... jeez)
bsums203 13
What did you expect your dog to do? Unless its a trained attack dog. it (he/she) doesn't know the mugger is a bad guy and to attack. Maybe be mad at the mugger not your dog?
davincidasecond 24
Wow. If my dog saw me getting mugged, she'd probably rip off a limb. But then again, she's the type of dog to growl and be aggressive towards anything or anyone that isn't from my house...
nopeville 4
I have two dogs... One is a basset hound... He wouldn't hurt a fly... He is about as vicious as a kitten... He's my kids nanny... Then I have a Rott-Mastiff cross that would eat your face if I told her to... She's my guard dog..
joe3_fml 15
Incoming Dog haters in 3..2..1
seemo82 19
guess its time to kill that dog and start walking a mugger instead :p
zahra_786 19
No that's so harsh to even joke about :(
skyttlz 32
My house got robbed a few years ago and my dog probably just laid on the couch and watched. Even my cat knew something was wrong because he was acting shaken up the rest of the night.
sparxva 12
I guess it is time to teach Yip the Chihuahua the 'kill' command. Whoever mugged you must have known your dog is a big softie. Any chance the dog can at least earn its keep by tracking the mugger?
HighasaCloud 46
The mugger was OK with your having a dog? I'm glad there are still people out there who tolerate pets ^_^
ThaReaper319 19
I'm the viscous pit bull that you in trusted to protect you from burglars and muggers. But instead, I decide eat the mailman instead of mugger/burglar. This could cause serious damage to your home and your wallet. So get Allstate, to protect you from mayhem , like me.