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Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Truly man's best friend huh?

Spencyy 18

Swiper no swiping! You gotta say it three times.

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thejonac 21

you must understand that the breed of your dog was probably meant to be a pet and not a guard dog, sorry about your loss OP

DarkArbiter5555 10

If i was a mugger i wouldnt go near someone with a dog. is it like a poodle or something?

grimpeeper 13

Are you sure your dog isn't anthropomorphic, can talk and planned this?

FitFriday 32

Is your dog a golden retriever?

thunderniron 22

Time for a new dog.

Supahnova 14

My dog would sadly try to play with the mugger, too. I know your pain, OP.

BlindlyWandering 17

I was going to say the same thing. I have a Boston terrier and all she cares about is play and food. Wonderful companion, but certainly not a guard dog. My daughters mother, however, has a 90 pound pit bull. Good luck getting even NEAR her or my daughter with that dog around, the mugger wouldn't have walked away with both arms intact. That dog has saved her from being robbed/attacked a couple of times.

accidentprone41 3

Honestly this all depends on the breed and the way it is treated by the op. Dogs are very loyal when it is deserved.

JazNim17 18

I have one of those! Of my three dogs, I really only trust the one in my profile pic to defend me (but I'll never get to test that out. Nobody's going to bother me with a big bulldog by my side anyway.) Of the other two, one would want to play and the other would just run away. Some dogs just have better sense than others.

HiddenTigres 14

Sorry OP! I have Three dogs, all spade females! The one time someone tried to break into my home My Siberian Husky just growled & barked, then stood beside me while I call the Police! My Dachshund/Standard Chihuahua Cross is my REAL guard dog, because she not only barks & growls like a big dog, but she'll attack on command or if I'm in danger! My miniature Chihuahua/Pomerania cross thinks she's as big as my Husky, but she LOVES everyone she meets! This is probably a good thing because she is a therapy dog that go's with me to see specials needs children/adults! So to all those people posting that OP probably had a small dog! Not necessarily! To OP, sorry for your situation! Hopefully you'll still love your dog anyways!

ulissey_fml 22

Get a moggie. Not much protection from muggers, but they don't need walking, and mine was a fierce house protector.