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By bodyelectric - 13/04/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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vee_baby 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:35

that has gotta be the biggest mood killer that i have ever heard! you know you have to go to his grandmother's house now and see what it smells like.. like, i would personally be curious.

lilian96 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:33

LOL

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MangoPuff 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:17

LMAO.

LauraS420 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:24

that's just a weird thing for somebody to say in the heat of the moment .... hahahahhhha

elu3219 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:23

maybe he finds his grandmother's smell conforting.....? idk still really weird

3DGfan4life 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:30

i'm sorry, but LOL. that was really funny.

Misha_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:00

LiLSteffie940 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:14

That's just.. eww... he needs to learn madd game..

Sway_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 6:23

What fragrance were you wearing that night?..... "moth balls". Here's a case where you have two things to argue. It's ****** up that your man loves the smell of his grandmother's house or you actually smelling like his grandmother's house. I think this deserves some more info....lol.

simplewhimsy 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:56

I laughed, but really that sucks. What a mood killer. >

AnonymousBastard 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:22

Get different perfume ?

StarlightRyouchi 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:49

That's just...odd. Haha. But, if he loves it then, I think it would be a compliment and, at least he likes it...and maybe his grandmother's house smells really nice, not like mothballs and mold lawl.