By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 07:00 - United States

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Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML
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VoteForTaco 8
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That stinks. (Here comes the thumbs down...have mercy)

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savemycookie 0

Time someone bought some toothpaste and mouthwash...

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savemycookie 0

Time someone bought some toothpaste and mouthwash...

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rexgar2000 10

is your breath that bad guy? what 1 said, you need some mouthwash in your life!

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Brice28_fml 10

You need some gum! At least that's what the tv tells me!

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cj7geojeep 0

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz

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Llamassss 21

Flossing is the best way to get rid of bad breath. Brush, floss, mouthwash.

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Mendara_fml 0
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The rough part is needing to make sure she likes the smell of whatever you're brushing with! My ex had bad breath but I swear his toothpaste was almost as yuck.

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KeyboardWarrior 10
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Don't be surprised if your only present from her is a box of toothpaste.

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great_cornholio 0
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Dude, you need a Tic-Tac.

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BayleeWasHere 1

Who? You.

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lpf061472 5
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能给翻译下么

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crazychick1269 7

and that's when you leave in go play some video games

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crazychick1269 7

and*

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yumlicious 4

Or brush your teeth.

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DrDilllonReese 12
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107- always doing things the hard way...

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yumlicious 4

Because you know...a learned process that you've been doing for your entire life is difficult.

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newlove_fml 0
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Video games don't solve everything, and in this situation, it would just be running away from a problem. However, really sitting down and reasoning through a problem has proven successful many times before. Just some helpful advice.

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crazychick1269 7

ok so you're saying they should sit down and have a long detailed discussion about his bad breath where instead he could leave and make her WANT him?

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newlove_fml 0
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Yes, she's really going to lust for a man with bad breath. All that delicious stench, just yummy. No. What I'm saying is, he's got bad breath, and he's probably the proud owner of a toothbrush. I think you can do the math?

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DrDilllonReese 12
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It isn't cheating, it's just bad breath. A problem, yes. Certainly no international crisis. Let's calm it down a bit.

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Erto 17
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Or maybe time to brush your teeth

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deadbabies 0

Someone needs the freshmaker Doo doo doo doo do-do, do-whaa

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elidine 0
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You ever seen poontos? It's on YouTube. It's for stinky snatches.

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jackassiddy 8
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Indeed so #3.. so pop a mentos and redo that comment. Doo doo doo do-whaa

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marpay 11

77- I prefer the whomba.

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VoteForTaco 8
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That stinks. (Here comes the thumbs down...have mercy)

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XxNINJA_28xX 8
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The psychological comment that gives you thumbs up #ftw

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kourtney23 2
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Lol no pun intended!

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Justin23L 2
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No, the pun was intended.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You should probably brush your teeth then. Or at least use mouthwash.

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bitchslapped22 14

Since when is mouthwash a substitute for brushing your teeth?

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ihasbrains 10
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It isn't, but some people are too lazy to brush their teeth.

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mk58 31
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Oh, so onion breath doesn't turn people on?!?!

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D37H100 5

I guess not... Didnt get the memo on that.

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Not as much as garlic breath.

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mk58 31
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*puts garlic on grocery list*

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Lmao^^^ *shoves garlic in mouth*

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afulks78 11
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Ouch. Sorry op, You need mouthwash :)

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rexgar2000 10

lol you sounded so nice and polite. We need to get you angry!

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baseballplaya5 7
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There's a great new invention out! It's called a toothbrush.

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markrs 0

No. The toothbrush is a pretty old invention. That's why he probably never heard of it. But they have these new strips that dissolve in your mouth to make it smell fresh! Deceive her with those OP

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desireev 17

Lmao That just made my day!! Haha

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Meowingtons500 18
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Time to find a new girlfriend OP. Perhaps one with a high halitosis tolerance. :)

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Torva_fml 16

No. Maybe op should just start cleaning his mouth more? It's not her fault his mouth stinks like shit.

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Torva_fml 16

The answer isn't Always a break up, She was simply being blunt. That's essentially what I meant above,

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kareltje 17
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Well, if it's really that bad, YDI :D Go clean up.

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lpf061472 5
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what dose YDI means?

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