Exactly! I told everyone that I drank poison (I mispronounced the name of the drink), OP thought she was pregnant.... ahhh childhood. Anyways OP, FYL that must have been hella awkward.

My weird childhood story is that I had chicken pox, some of which were on my penis, and the medicine was incredibly similar to something I loved: Cream cheese. So I'd run around giggling like, "I put cream cheese on my penis!"

I also got the sex talk in kindergarten, it wasn't awkward, it was horrifying! Awkward is not really possible at 5 years old. 15 years old yes, but 5 is too young to really feel that mix of embarrassment and curiosity at that level. I mean we are still running aroung laughing at medicine on on penis with no shame at all ;-) right #41?

Thanks for contributing to the conversation!

How so? You're supposed to give the sex talk long before puberty anyway.

He meant in the kindergarten class #14

I don't see anything wrong with having an age appropriate sex talk with your kids when they're in kindergarten. The kids see pregnant women all the time and they're surrounded with other kids and babies, of course they're going to wonder where they come from!

Wait, isn't that what OP meant? That she was crying in the picture because her mother had just given her the sex talk and she was traumatized?