By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
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alex_smokin_okin 0

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

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alex_smokin_okin 0

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

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Random951 12

Well, his name does have ADHD in it so I guess that

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EverWatcher 0

Yikes. Even if there's totally no hidden meaning, poor timing for the loss....

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fillmyheart028 0

does he get turned on by his grandma? ...ughh

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necromancerlord 0

The real FMl here is that during sex, they weren't having sex.

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caitlinmarie 0

i really dont think that was ment to be an fml moment...

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kungfupow 0

yeah you definitely shouldn't be bringing up your grandmother during sex though....

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Karaix 0

I don't see how this is an FML! That's an awesome compliment, I wish someone would tell me I had my nana's hands. They're beautiful~!

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Bunny420 0

It's a bit more like F His Life for bad timing lol.

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musicislife_fml 0

Wow... Ish. I would've just been like "**** it, get off" [no pun intended], pushed him away, then leave the room.

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