Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started...

By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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alex_smokin_okin 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

bansheebomber 14

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Thursday 26 May 2011 19:02

The cat? What about it?

alex_smokin_okin 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

adhdkid411 0

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Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:04

el gato!

bansheebomber 14

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Thursday 26 May 2011 19:02

The cat? What about it?

Random951 12

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Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:13

Well, his name does have ADHD in it so I guess that

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

Yikes. Even if there's totally no hidden meaning, poor timing for the loss....

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

does he get turned on by his grandma? ...ughh

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:35

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:36

The real FMl here is that during sex, they weren't having sex.

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:36

i really dont think that was ment to be an fml moment...

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Saturday 14 May 2016 19:22

Then why is it on Fmylife.com?

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:37

yeah you definitely shouldn't be bringing up your grandmother during sex though....

Karaix 0

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:37

I don't see how this is an FML! That's an awesome compliment, I wish someone would tell me I had my nana's hands. They're beautiful~!

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:52

It's a bit more like F His Life for bad timing lol.

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Sunday 22 March 2009 16:55

Wow... Ish. I would've just been like "fuck it, get off" [no pun intended], pushed him away, then leave the room.

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