thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

el gato!

The cat? What about it?

Well, his name does have ADHD in it so I guess that

Yikes. Even if there's totally no hidden meaning, poor timing for the loss....

does he get turned on by his grandma? ...ughh

why are you stroking the back of his neck during sex or even at all? seems pointless to me but not really a FML

The real FMl here is that during sex, they weren't having sex.

i really dont think that was ment to be an fml moment...

Then why is it on Fmylife.com?

yeah you definitely shouldn't be bringing up your grandmother during sex though....

I don't see how this is an FML! That's an awesome compliment, I wish someone would tell me I had my nana's hands. They're beautiful~!

It's a bit more like F His Life for bad timing lol.

Wow... Ish. I would've just been like "fuck it, get off" [no pun intended], pushed him away, then leave the room.