Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
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alex_smokin_okin
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thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well
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adhdkid411
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el gato!
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bansheebomber
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The cat? What about it?
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Random951
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Well, his name does have ADHD in it so I guess that
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EverWatcher
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Yikes. Even if there's totally no hidden meaning, poor timing for the loss....
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fillmyheart028
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does he get turned on by his grandma?
...ughh
...ughh
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nando92
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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necromancerlord
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The real FMl here is that during sex, they weren't having sex.
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caitlinmarie
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i really dont think that was ment to be an fml moment...
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IWillEatYouAlive
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Then why is it on Fmylife.com?
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kungfupow
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yeah you definitely shouldn't be bringing up your grandmother during sex though....
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Karaix
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I don't see how this is an FML! That's an awesome compliment, I wish someone would tell me I had my nana's hands. They're beautiful~!
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Bunny420
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It's a bit more like F His Life for bad timing lol.
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musicislife_fml
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Wow... Ish.
I would've just been like "fuck it, get off" [no pun intended], pushed him away, then leave the room.
I would've just been like "fuck it, get off" [no pun intended], pushed him away, then leave the room.
...ughh