FML : Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and...

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By trina - / Sunday 22 March 2009 09:05 / United States

Intimacy

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By alex_smokin_okin | 0

#50059 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

By fillmyheart028 | 0

#50062 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

does he get turned on by his grandma?
...ughh

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By alex_smokin_okin | 0

#50059 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

adhdkid411 | 0

#2455877 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:04

el gato!

bansheebomber | 14

#2568687 - Thursday 26 May 2011 19:02

The cat? What about it?

Random951 | 12

#4282941 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:13

Well, his name does have ADHD in it so I guess that

By EverWatcher | 0

#50061 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

Yikes. Even if there's totally no hidden meaning, poor timing for the loss....

By fillmyheart028 | 0

#50062 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

does he get turned on by his grandma?
...ughh

By nando92 | 0

#50070 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By necromancerlord | 0

#50075 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:36

The real FMl here is that during sex, they weren't having sex.

By caitlinmarie | 0

#50078 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:36

i really dont think that was ment to be an fml moment...

IWillEatYouAlive | 16

#6605673 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:22

Then why is it on Fmylife.com?

By kungfupow | 0

#50080 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:37

yeah you definitely shouldn't be bringing up your grandmother during sex though....

By Karaix | 0

#50082 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:37

I don't see how this is an FML! That's an awesome compliment, I wish someone would tell me I had my nana's hands. They're beautiful~!

By Bunny420 | 0

#50120 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:52

It's a bit more like F His Life for bad timing lol.

By musicislife_fml | 0

#50126 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:55

Wow... Ish.
I would've just been like "fuck it, get off" [no pun intended], pushed him away, then leave the room.

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